Recent content by hotacidbath

Laziness in my field. Being a zookeeper is a physical job that requires you to work on holidays, get shit at on a regular basis, requires tossing 50-75 lb feed bags around, working in all types of weather, and is not a get rich kind of field. It is a job that you do because you love it and I...

It's unfortunate that he couldn't even take the chance to meet you, but he was polite and straight-forward about his uncomfortableness and simply chose to switch rooms. Maybe you guys would've gotten along great and you would change his mind about gays/bisexuals or maybe he would've hated living...

Not really, even though I was a fat girl. I got some shit from two guys in junior high, but now one of them is in prison for 20 years and the other one has been in and out of prison since high school. I think I ended up with the better end of that deal. Even though I was really weird in high...

How much I spend on comic books is the only thing I can think of, but I'm still not as bad as some of my friends on that front. I guess it depends on which of my friends I'm talking to. I'm turning into a bit of a fitness nerd (it's possible, there can be a lot of science behind fitness) which I...

Seriously. I'm more offended by the shitty animation and awful voice acting than the dumb premise.

I'm a seasonal zookeeper at a small zoo. I'm 23 and a recent graduate with a wildlife education degree and the goal of being a zookeeper until I can't do it anymore. This is my first real job within my career field and I couldn't be happier with the choice I've made. I'm also looking for...

As harsh as it sounds it would depend on the severity of the disability. I'm an outdoorsy person that enjoys hiking and camping and I like sharing that with the person I'm with. It would be a lot harder to share that with someone in a wheelchair.

I think I'm going to be Divine. I'll be a woman playing a man playing a woman. Drag inception!

For the man I care about to not live several hours away so that we can actually start a relationship. Seeing him yesterday for the first time in months and then leaving today is not making this easy. Shit sucks. Finding out that I got the job I interviewed for would also be great, since the...

Slept in, got coffee, ate lunch and now I'm watching 30 Rock and waiting for my friend to get off work so we can start drinking at 3. I didn't realize how much I'd miss college until I came back to visit.

-I'm a zookeeper with a particular interest in birds. It is truly a passion of mine and I work my ass off at it. -I can juggle and am a fair card thrower. -I play the mandolin. -As a graduate with a bachelors degree from one of the top natural resource colleges in the country, I'm still the...

It's not a saying, more of a common mistake that people make. It drives me nuts when people mix up poisonous and venomous. As a zookeeper I run into this a lot and I always cringe a little inside when someone asks if a snake or spider is poisonous. A basic break-down of the difference is if you...

I enjoy most beers, but a solid coffee stout is definitely a favorite. It also depends on the seasons for my preferred beer. Spring and Summer would be a wheat beer or a blonde ale while fall and winter would be a porter or stout. I'm currently trying to lose weight though, so on the rare...

My friend and I are maybe planning to be creepers from The Creep video by the Lonely Island. She'll be Andy Samberg and I'll be Nicki Minaj. It's stupid, but it gives me an excuse to wear a ridiculous wig and she'll get to have a mustache. Another possibility is that she'll be John Waters and...

Because of my job I have weird weekends (Tuesday and Wednesday) so today is actually Tuesday for me. I will not be doing anything exciting as I still have a long week ahead of me. I'll probably go for a run and then start packing for an upcoming move. I'm boring.