Recent content by IcePhoenix

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    Zero Punctuation: Gears of War: Ultimate Edition

    Beef stew? That would explain it. When I tried filling a onesie up with chicken noodle soup, I couldn't teach it to swear at all. That's not a thing. Sort of like apple picking, lumberjack, puppy rapists are not a thing. And if they are, I'd be terrified to visit their organizational website.
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    Zero Punctuation: Until Dawn

    Different audiences/wants. Book people already have books. If you're playing a video game, you probably either want to run/drive really fast, kill stuff, or see tits(or possibly all three)! That doesn't really demand a lot of character development and plot.
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    Zero Punctuation: Killer Is Dead

    I'm not sure if you're saying Tony Blair sex dolls make bad prime ministers or if you're disparaging giant Tony Blair sex dolls in general. I strongly hope it is the former.