Recent content by Indiscrimi

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    Dogmeat

    I read this comic, laughed until I was sick, came back four hours later, and it was still g*dd*mn hilarious. And I'm with Lightknight on this: I can't use followers in Bethesda games because I'm one of those weirdos who cares about the safety of his serfs.
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    #009: Pro Laser Platform

    And this is how Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare came to be.
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    Reality Bites

    As soon as I read that the new strip will be called Erin Dies Alone, I started chuckling. It all takes place in her apartment, eh? Sounds delightfully morbid. Gosh, I really am a terrible person. Still chuckling.
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    Zero Punctuation: Dishonored

    Lol. I think he meant 'Satyriasis'. A hedgehog with 'nymphomania' would be one 'prick' short.
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    First thoughts when you hear germany?

    Heavy metal, cars, and a wall.
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    "I hate it with the fiery passion of a thousand fucking suns!"

    Vanilla...fucking...Sky.... I mean, I have a really low tolerance for "it was all just a dream" twists, but this movie did everything it could do to make no sense AND be really fuckin' boring for the two hours leading up to it.
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    What's your weirdest phobia?...

    I'm the only person I've ever heard of who is a maniaphobe, which is weird, because there's already a scientific term for the phobia. Basically, I'm afraid of going crazy, which makes it really easy for all my friends to f*ck with me on April fool's. And don't even start on Eternal Darkness!
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    What gives us morals?

    Humans are still murderous bastards; we're just better at hiding it now. In primitive times, the only people we had to be nice to were our neighbours because they were the only ones we needed to count on to help us. Now that technology has made everyone in the world so close, the distinction...
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    What's the fastest you've driven a car?

    123 kph....In a 30 kph zone. A benefit of living in Colombia is that the police are far too busy with more important things to chase down speeders.
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    Duke Nukem Forever Is Big and a Lot of Fun, Says Gearbox

    Hmm. I haven't heard the PAX thing before, but I'm pretty sure I heard someone else say "It REALLY is being released this time" about six years ago. But thanks for reading on instead of just objecting as soon as you read my original post, like four other people have done already. I appreciate...
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    Duke Nukem Forever Is Big and a Lot of Fun, Says Gearbox

    Bound to be disappointed guy is bound to be disappointed. We've been in the home stretch for a decade. Relax.
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    Duke Nukem Forever Is Big and a Lot of Fun, Says Gearbox

    I'm getting sick of people quoting me on this. Look, it was supposed to come out a decade ago. It still hasn't come out. Now it's with another developer: Even if it does come out, it won't be the same game for which you people have been waiting; it'll just have the same name.
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    Duke Nukem Forever Is Big and a Lot of Fun, Says Gearbox

    Yeah. Like I haven't heard that before.
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    Please Stop Bitching About Motion Controls

    I think the biggest problem is that when Nintendo went fully motion control with the Wii (as opposed to just using a motion control peripheral) all the Sony and Microsoft fanboys automatically decided that it was stupid. Now Microsoft and Sony are doing it, they don't know where they stand...
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    Duke Nukem Forever Is Big and a Lot of Fun, Says Gearbox

    Would someone please take this game off life support? It's been in a coma for longer than I've been gaming. There are no signs of life. Have some mercy and just let it die.