Recent content by Jared Domenico

I played three hours of Fable 3 before I removed it from my hard disk. Each of those three hours was spent in complete and total awe at just how monumentally terrible the menu system was. To call the controls counter-intuitive would imply that a three year old villager from Sri Lanka could...

Because that would be Microsoft inching towards a Vertical Monopoly, and they already went to court during the 90's for violating corporate law.

Every MMORPG. Then again, those brush into 'terrible gameplay' territory like a virgin's hand into a pair of panties.

I think I remember spitting at my teacher's face when I was demanded of to write in cursive. Something about learning a whole new alphabet for the sole purpose of writing slower and making what I completely fucking illegible didn't quite compute to my 8 year old brain. I already learned the...

Sports, marijuana, cars, stupid behavior while drunk, most television shows, and celebrity shenanigans.

5. Team Fortress 2 Drop rates hate me 4. Stalker: Call of Pripyat I hope whoever coded the dogs gets LOVED TENDERLY by one. 3. Freelancer WHY NO BUY CAPITAL SHIPS WITHOUT MODS?! 2. Starcraft/Brood War So only being able to select 12 units at a time was a balancing feature...

Black tea with not but sugar.

Spec Ops: The Line, when I was using the White Phosphorous on the 33rd. Not after: in the middle of it.

New Vegas only ever crashed on me three times. It was during one playthrough, when I tried to enter Camp McCarran's terminal through the front door. I tried the back door, did my business, then tried the front door again a few times to discover that the bug had vanished. Other than that...

Yes, stereoscopic vision is a pretty big deal, considering it was the primary means by which Homo Sapiens dodged hungry lions. It's so important that the brain has its own, rather effective work-arounds just in case one of our eyes gets fucked up - size disparity, parallax, memory, and probably...

"The latest such prediction comes from former EA exec and Zynga board member, Bing Gordon." I'm sorry, but my urge to excommunicate whatever this wonderful person (it took me one minute to wtrite those words with a straight face)says has just won out. Have a nice thread.

This is precisely why guns are needed - to kill people who are trying to deprive you of your rights to life, liberty, and property.

Jason X. You really can not do any worse than Jason X.

The Dune game. No, not the 'loltankrush' RTS' by Westwood back when they existed. I mean 'adventure game' Dune. Just... Wow. That was awful.

I just don't give a damn about medieval/high fantasy any more.