Recent content by Jasper Kazai

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    Uncivil War: Watch Dogs - The Car-Clothing Coordination Carnage Contest!

    Jim actually shorted himself with his counting. Because he forgot what number he was on when he ran over 5 he didn't count his actual 6th one.
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    Jimquisition: Jimquisition Awards 2013 - Horror of Outlast

    "Jump scares are fun no matter what you say." No, they are not for me in the slightest... I hate jump scares. I also dislike horror in general, since I don't see the appeal of being scared/frightened/whateveradjectiveyouwanttouse. And yes I know I'm weird for not liking horror, since everyone...
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    Jimquisition: Shaming PC Ports Because Why Not?

    PC ports have been largely shit for awhile. The 360 has made PC gaming shittier than any other thing. Developers don't even bother to make keyboard/mouse work well with their games - why bother when you can just plug in a 360 controller? It's fucking sad that I have to resort to using a...
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    Movie Defense Force: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    It's a shame that the fantastic cartoon here was officially retconned so Lucas could make that movie/show with Ashoka. I've heard that new Clone Wars show is good (although it's now canceled), but I couldn't get over the fact that the awesome Tartakovsky cartoon was canned.
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    Movie Defense Force: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    I consider myself a "hardcore" Star Wars fan (except I would never use that title because blech), but I still can enjoy the prequels. Sue me. Yeah, they're not the OG trilogy in any sense, but they can still be fun to watch. Good MDF, I liked it and agreed with just about everything.
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    The Escapist Presents: The Escapists Blow Up The Death Star!

    "Make sure to keep up your visual scanning... which is another way to say look outside." Made me burst out laughing. Also, insert a joke about Jim being Porkins here, I guess. Poor Porkins, and Jim...
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    Jimquisition: Bullshit in Sheep's Clothing

    Is it just me, or did Jim say online when he meant to say offline at the ~3:00 mark?
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    Movie Defense Force: Wild Wild West

    I made my friends watch this the other day with me so I could then watch this MDF and have the background knowledge necessary. I had never seen this movie before.
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    Jimquisition: Previewed, Preordered, Prescrewed

    This is a small thing that really has nothing to do with the points being made, and I agree with everything Jim said, but I'm going to nitpick... when you said "I don't pay for my meal before I eat it," well... you do a lot of the time. Take out, ordering food like pizza, and other fast food are...
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    Jimquisition: Only The Lonely

    I know that your point was multiplayer doesn't need to be in games, and not that it's a bad thing, but personally, RE5's co-op is the only reason I would play it. I love playing co-op games with certain people, and I have no interest in it otherwise.
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    Zero Punctuation: Resident Evil 6

    Now, I don't give two shits about RE, but one thing that I found odd: Kotaku and now this have been the only two outlets I've seen that spoiler-tagged the "extra campaign" thing. Every single other thing I've read about the game have just blatantly stated who/what it is. So, do people just...
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    Jimquisition: The Definition of Art Games

    I love Jim and Holmes (and Podtoid), but during that episode where Jim and Holmes debated this very topic, I felt that Holmes was just being stubborn about the term to be stubborn. I liken it to a scenario where an American is wanting other Americans to refer to soccer as football since it is...
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    Jimquisition: The Best Looking Game of This Generation

    Sega made a tennis game? I had no idea.
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    Unskippable: Star Ocean: The Last Hope

    How weird. I decided to watch this for the first time today, and there was a reference in this video that I only just learned last week. Near the beginning when it shows the missiles going to parts of the map and one of the guys say "what a strange game... the only way to win is not to play"...
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    Zero Punctuation: Valkyria Chronicles

    Was that an Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade reference during the credits when Hitler signed the book? Awesome.