Recent content by Kuratius

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    Let's Nuke Mars! Says Elon Musk

    The answer is clearly that you should use hydrogen bombs.
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    Cortana Actress Will Voice Microsoft's Version of Siri

    Great minds think alike, huh? I remember having the exact same idea. Edit: Found my reddit post: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1kjdr5/what_actually_happened_at_google_for_those_2/cbpn18x
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    Wi-Fi Routers Can Kill Plants, Suggests Danish Experiment

    The only thing I want to know is how many routers they used for their experiments, how strong they were and what kind "modifications" they used. Here in Germany you'd be breaking the law if you went above a certain amount of radiation (something that can already be done by simply using a...
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    Xbone Week #5

    We need Erin's mouse back. Would have been perfect if it had been sitting on her shoulder in this comic.
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    German Official Expresses Xbox One Privacy Concerns

    Just wrote a P.M. to Andy, explaining how he should translate "verdrehte Horrovision" with [the wrong idea]. Because that's what the official was trying express. Trust me, I'm a native speaker, and "verdrehte Horrorvision" simply refers to an unrealistic scenario.
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    Scientists Say Shooters Are Good For Your Memory

    I'd say that the study is flawed, because no research has been done on whether people who play shooters just generally tend to have a good memory. Cause that's the theory I'd favor, to be good in a shooter and for it not to be a frustrating experience, you need to be able to concentrate and...
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    NPD's March Numbers Show Bioshock And Tomb Raider at The Top

    I wonder if the NPD and the NPD Group could sue each other over copyright/trademark infringement or something like that.
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    NPD's March Numbers Show Bioshock And Tomb Raider at The Top

    The first thing I read was "NPD march", and coincidentally, NPD is the acronym for the Nazi party in Germany(Nationalsozialistische Partei Deutschlands I think). So basically the first thing I thought was: "Why the fuck is the escapist telling us about the NPD marching against something?" Then...
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    "Omni" Treadmill Lets You Burn Calories While Gaming

    If people actually use this, gamers will become superhuman in terms of stamina. I, for one, welcome our new gamer overlords!
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    Teens Sedate Parents For Net Access

    We don't know details as to how these girls have been treated, so I would hesitate to judge their actions. But: The basic idea is that they were fighting for their rights and freedom to do what they want. How you may ask? First of all, people don't automatically turn "mature" on their 18th...
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    Brit Finds Secret Message on Dead World War II Carrier Pigeon

    Here are a few shots of the message: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2226203/Skeleton-hero-World-War-II-carrier-pigeon-chimney-secret-coded-message-attached-leg.html
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    Germany Refuses Crackdown Rating

    It is spelled Unterhaltungssoftware Selbstkontrolle, not Selbskontrolle. There is a missing t!
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    Activision Says Valve and Epic Can't Make Destiny

    Because Valve, Epic Games and Gearbox Software aren't on the dark side yet.
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    Germany Creates Herbicidal Death Ray

    I don't think I ever said I was from Hannover. I just mentioned the spelling mistake and wondered how many germans are on the escapist, so the "too" is technically wrong.