Recent content by Lord RPGs

What're you talking about? Bethedsa can't even fit in the locker room if their junk is in there. Blizzard, meanwhile, is the Jormungandr of Gaming Cocks, the Phallus that Surrounds the World. Perspective is important when talking about gamejunk. GG, The Order. We hardly played thee.

Good grief, charlie brown. That may well be the single most disgusting "interview" I've read in a while. I have no idea who this "John" dude is or what he's done before, but holy crap, he should have had the phone taken away from him after his opening question, and probably given a talking to...

I hate to be the guy who points this out, but even if you're the summoned player you need the ring equipped, or you just plummet into the void. (Done this myself but also - http://darksoulswiki.wikispaces.com/Four+Kings ) Also, if you know about, say, Pinwheel and what he/it supposedly was/is...

Well, there's a few things, and most of them are mechanical. First up, put back the changes that basically ruined all the outside competitive game. Weather lasting 5 turns only even with abilities, Steel not resisting ghost/dark, electrics can't be paralysed ect. All of those changes basically...

Black/White 2. Hear me out peopleses. So, pokemon has grown a lot over the years, and it's gotten a LOT better since the days of R/B/G/Y. There's been so much growth and development of it, and even when people say "Oh, but it's the same game", it's now a far, far more refined and well made...

I'm not going anywhere near the Wii U until I've seen it consistently get good games for at least two-three years. I'm sorry, but if I look at the Wii's catalogue of "games" all I see is licensed cash-ins, generic shovelware, ports (usually done worse), and godawful minigame collections. Doesn't...

The number one thing I want? I just want damage that makes sense. Don't give me a BB gun (which is shooting not particularly threatening pellets) that does 5 damage, and then tell me later than an actual pistol (which shoots real bullets that should be fairly lethal to someone receiving it in...

It's not Christmas yet for me. Won't start until it's about the 10th of December, and even then, it's not Christmas until I choose to put Slade's Merry Xmas Everyone on. That song is Christmas defined for me. I like the time of year, but I don't like it being too forward. Calm down...

This doesn't seem half as bad compared to everyone else's stories now, but still... So, one random evening, my friend Pat shows up at our dorm with his xbox, and a copy of "dungeons and dragons", a hack 'n' slash adventure romp, which supported up to 4 people playing at the same time. Pat...

So, at my old school, a temporary teacher got Year 7 students to hold Dry Ice (which is -A Lot Celcius) for as long as they physically could withstand doing so... Without any kind of safety gear. Most of them got hideous blistering, some of them were taken to hospital, and at least a couple of...

Pointless mandatory difficulty spikes that you cannot be prepared for in any way, and that MUST be completed in order to progress in game. I spent well over an hour struggling on Max Payne 1 with those stupid "Nightmare" sequences in which you do a platforming sequence for some reason across a...

Black Marsh. Something, and don't ask me what, has always made me want to visit the home of the Argonians. I've never played one, and I doubt I will, even if they release a thing to go to their homeland. But I digress. I'd love to see their homeland, but failing that, take me where the Kahjitt...

Mostly sausage. Damn, those germans know how to make pig taste good without falling back on bacon. After that, I think about Germans, but then my thoughts wind up on the sausages again and wondering how the hell they make them so nice. I blame the fact that I can't find any frequent source...

I'd say "Monster Hunter Freedom 2" (it's the one I have, alright), "Valkyria Chronicles" (be it 1 or 2), and "Final Fantasy Tactics: War Of The Lions". MHF2 is worryingly deep and intricate and quite amazing, VC has fantastic tactics, and FFT:WotL has (pretty much) everything that's good about...

The things I've read... You people wouldn't belive. Some are disturbing, others, just messed up and hilarious. In a brief recap of the more absurd or depraved, Goku going back in time to rescue Anne Frank, ending with a Super Saiyan battle between Goku and Hitler. Discovering how Dry Bones are...