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    RE: Why Heroes of the Storm Is Better than League of Legends Article

    So here is the link to the article I'm talking about but I just wanted to post my issues with it. http://en.topbrowserbasedgames.com/news/1161/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=hots&utm_campaign=1 If you want you can read the review above. I'm addressing each of the points that the...
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    Poll: Do you actually find Lovecraftian horror scary?

    The first issue here is you don't really define 'scary'. You do realise that for every person there is a different interpretation of what's scary or not right? What kind of scary do you mean? Are you asking if it's something that makes us jump out of seats ala Five Nights at Freddies? Are you...
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    Favorite Fictional Weapon(s)

    The Conversion Beamer from (Warhammer 40k): It fires a beam of nuclear explosions at you. The Cataclysmis Device (Warhammer 40k): A nuclear hand grenade. A handful of bees (Bioshock): It's a handful of bees and you throw them at people. The lightsaber (Star Wars): Its a sword made of...
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    Samuel L. Jackson Thinks Force Awakens Actors Need "Lightsaber Fight School"

    I actually don't agree with Jackson at all, for once. If anyone has ever watched a Kurosawa film like Seven Samurai, the fights are very very similar and, bear in mind, that those very films are what inspired lightsaber combat. They are supposed to be slow, steady, and measured. I really...
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    What property should Telltale try next

    Okay, I would totally buy a telltale Mass Effect game. There was so much story going in that universe outside of Commander Shepard, or to use his apache name: Commander Forgets-to-Delegate. I'd also love to see a Warhammer 40k telltale game too.
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    Fallout 4 Half-Time Review: Better than expected

    Also to intercept any comments about my disuse of power armor: I appreciate that lots of people use it. I do not. I have killed Savage Deathclaws and Legendary Sentry Bots alike with nothing but my scavenged armor, a plethora of drugs and landmines, and a pipe rifle named Jesse. I have never...
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    Fallout 4 Half-Time Review: Better than expected

    I am approximately halfway through the game, both story and content-wise. That half point, for me, is about 40 hours in so right away I will say that I support this game which is not something I'm used to admitting about Bethesda games on-release. As an addendum: I have not modified my game...
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    What if the last Two Games you played share the same Universe?

    Arkham City and Path of Exile... Yeah that actually makes sense. Back in old times they sent criminals to Wraeclast (Arkham Island). And I'm playing a Shadow too, so... I AM THE NIGHT.
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    What is your favourite Final Fantasy game?

    Mechanically speaking, my favorite Final Fantasy is FFV. I always loved the Job system and played the tactics games to death, but the Tactic's storylines always felt a little anemic since they were basically just text blocks in between set-piece battles with the occasional 'cut scene'. FFV gave...
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    Worst Video Game Tutorial

    Witcher 1 in regards to its alchemical system, and Witcher 2 just in general. Also what i call: WHAT THE HELL IS A TUTORIAL? -the devs probably
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    Misused Terms You're Sick of Seeing

    Sociopath DOES NOT EQUAL Psychopath I actually am a sociopath, high functioning (no, that doesn't mean Sherlock you dunce, that's high functioning Asperger's) but I am. A sociopath is someone for whom emotional connection and the formation of relationships (platonic, romantic, intimate, etc)...
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    Poll: Which God is the best God?

    On the one hand, I totally agree. On the other hand I only agree because, for people who've actually read the books, they know that the Emperor's whole thing was mass deicide via the extermination of all religious worship in favor of the secular Imperial Truth. PRAISE THE EMPEROR!
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    The Han Solo - Parsecs Debate

    "You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon? It?s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs." This line has made so many astronomy and science enthusiasts irrationally angry for one fairly simple reason. Parsecs is not a unit of time. It is a unit of distance. This is entirely...
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    Historic periods you'd like to see more in video games

    World War I. Holy shit why hasn't this incredible and brutal period of history been explored more than it has? This was literally the final hurrah of the ancient historical kingdoms. It was the death of monarchy and the rise of the world superpowers. This is such an important freaking period of...
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    New Overwatch Hero Is a Response to Body-Type Diversity Criticism

    Hey look it's Vi with a gun. Seriously. They didn't even change her color scheme. Just beefed her a little bit. Zayra is literally Vi from League of Legends with particle cannon.