Recent content by MartianWarMachine

Give one to George Bush, see if it makes him smarter, one to Stephen Hawking, to see if his brain explodes from too much intelligence, one to Boris Johnson, just to see what would happen, and nom the rest all at once to see if my brain explodes. If it doesn't, I'll build a Terminator body and...

I'm a cybernetic ninja elf from Shadowrun Returns. Wiz.

I can remember exactly how long it has been since my last post in any forum, and it has not been long enough.

I listened to Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds Musical a LOT in high school. There is your explanation.

I got Superstition Manipulation [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superstition_Manipulation], which makes me the Cultist of Slenderman. I'll commit my crimes/acts of heroism wearing a nice suit and some white face-paint.

I can almost make delicious spaghetti bolognese, but there's always one little thing I get wrong, like too watery, too tomato-y, etc. Also spaghetti bolognese is the only thing I can cook. Everything else gets microwaved.

Microsoft has confirmed that the XBone will not land on Mars, not a single member of the Martian race wants one.

Oh hey, a thread about voices. I used to have a dull monotonous droning in place of a voice throughout high school, and now I have a dull droning with a few different tones in place of a voice. I despise it.

Upon this island, there is but a single kebab shop (that I am aware of). Since the end of last year, they have been closed. I miss them ;~;

They could recruit people and have some of their psychic members connect them all in a semi-hive-mind, so they would all know the plan, their part in it, everyone else's part in it, what they have to do, what everyone else has to do, where everyone else is, and what they're all doing and...

I will be... The Anvil. I will fly/teleport around Scotland with a great big hammer and a suit of golden power armour. Maybe wings too. Alternatively, I will be The Martian War Machine, and walk around Horsell Common with metal flesh and a heat ray for an arm. Does that mean you're related to...

No to both questions. I keep vanishing from here for long periods of time and never post anything or contribute in any way whatsoever to this site. I should go back to not bothering anyone, so goodbye.

I tried making "MartianFightingMachine" on one site, but that was taken, so I put "MartianWarMachine" instead, and then I used it everywhere. All hail Jeff Wayne!

I'm a God, am I? There's only one appearence for me! Alternatively, my old avatar, which I cannot find anymore. But it had pink hair and cat ears, so... yeah.

My avatar came from Google Images. Where else would I get one? I forgot that my avatar was no longer a pink-haired catgirl. No, I made it with a Homestuck character creator.