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As a representative of the "America: Le Buk" Author team I'd like to formally request that all ALB related threads and topics be moved to other subforums to preserve them, as they are an integral and vital part of the site's history, and represent traditions and beliefs preserved by a variety of...

Noted. well I'm minimanzombie and an author of America: Le Buk It's what you deserve for what you did to Tox's credit score. So this is a book we did done did make, and we're the authors. We think it provides some good insight into contemporary concepts like anarcho-capitalism and radical...

When I was young my dad sat me down and told me; "Son, one day you're gonna grow up. And you're gonna do some great things." He was pretty overly optimistic about my future. Without further ado, I present the ongoing book being written by the Mall Fight crew, with it's prime authors being...

15. You find a key, and a large piece of broken glass, with cloth wrapped around one end. It's a makeshift dagger seemingly. 15. You find some tinned food, and a Secure Bike Helmet. 20 for log in, 12 for data found. Holy shit you just managed to guess the password to what seems to be the...

Down the stairs you all see a slightly cleaner room. It looks like an office of sort, with desks and and old computers, quite a few of which are intact. A few that are dotted around the room give off the light indicating power and begin booting up. You can also see another door, but this one...

6. The arrow snaps as you try to fire it. 4. You get down the first step on top of the robot. Then you fall off. You begin tumbling down the stairs and eventually land in the mist. You feel cold and in pain. Paddy - 95/100 (-5!)

It opens into a staircase, and at the bottom lies a thin layer of mist. The staircase is too steep for you to tell what's in the next room.

A long darkness befalls the Mall. It only lasts a few seconds but the presence that accompanies it is terrifying. Eventually the lights flicker back on, and most of the lights in the sub-basements come back on. Although they're dim and a good few are broken, you can make out the ruins of this...

The box opens with surprising ease. Inside you see a few switches. Most are in the On position, but a few are in the Off position. Most of the labels are faded but you see a few where you can make out the word light.

The robot provides adequate light. You see a lot of ruined but potentially useful items. For example you see a discarded Full Helm, a fairly modern looking computer that's been trashed...However you also notice what appears to be bones of varying sizes. Eventually you find a wall with a large...

A piece of piping from the ceiling breaks off and hits your foot. You hear the elevators ding and a robot appears. "Thanks for scaring off the Lion, he was getting to be a real nuisance. He's normally harmless, but he's been playing with the robots too much and he makes it hard to do stuff...

16 for 'attack', 1 and 17 for defense, 5 for amusement. The Lion trips forward but regains it's balance, so that you just do a barely playful jab. The Lion is not amused and is embarrassed that it tripped. It does let you go though. 15 for attempt, 17 for calming down. The Lion actually seems...

8 for attack, 2 and 10 for defense. You would've missed if the Lion hadn't tried to dodged, only to move into your attack. Lion - IIII½-- (-½!) 8 for attack, 13 for defense. You slip on a wet patch and don't quite connect your foot to the Lion's balls. He ignores you for now. 16 for attack...

5 and 10. You miss the uppercut completely and the right hook only lightly grazes the Lion. 5 for defense. The lion doesn't really react. Lion - IIIIII-½ (-½!) (The lion is ferocious. 16 required.) 15. The Lion almost seems to calm down, but then... 2, with a 4. You accidentally just...

3, 13. You miss, trip, but manage to stay upright. 9. Well you insult her mother. Way to bring her into this asshole. 13. That's just uncalled for. 16 for awareness, 3 for reaction. The creature understands what this means but takes it poorly. It roars and leaps out at you. OH FUCK IT'S...