Recent content by My Name Is Brandon

So, the fucking government, and fucking cops, are trying to squeeze CHILDREN for Taxes now? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!? You know what, I'm gonna get a permit to sell, LEAVES!! by the bag, on the sidewalk, and when the FUCKING PIG BASTARD COPS show up, I'VE GOT MY PERMIT! WHO WANTS...

I can't.....I just.....ugh.

The cake is a lie?

Dear Mr. President, FUCK YOU!! P.s.: I read every time I go to the can. Okay?

Alan Wake, plus DLC. All Achievements, and everything else to find or look at, I got it.

Lead singer of Rammstein, Till Lindemann?? OOHHH MYYY GOODDDD, can I have your autograph?

Matt Devine of Kill Hannah?? WHY WOULD I BE OKAY WITH THIS??!?!

I was 14 or 15 and it was in my gf's room and it was just a simple kiss on the lips. Short and sweet. and she was too!

I don't even need to go into why we don't need new consoles right now.

As someone who is out of work, but diligently looking, I feel bad for the guys that lost their jobs. It's rough out there, seriously. Side note, a fly just got stuck in a spiders web outside my window. Like I said, Rough.

Who cares?

Ha! That's who I was thinking of. High Five!

I turn my tv off for a couple of months and my favorite show ends? WHAT?!

YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Punchs wall in excitment* whoops.

HALO: COMBAT EVOLVED ANNIVERSARY!