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    Battlefront's Campaign Was Cut so it Could Launch With Episode VII

    Yes, because a game everyone had already been asking for for 10 years anyway just couldn't have gone without that brand boost, especially now AFTER the release of Episode VII, the brand is bigger than ever. ?.?
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    Ubisoft Opens New Studio in The Phillipines

    Brilliant! More cooks to spoil the broth! Okay, maybe I'm a bit cynical, but with AC in particular I couldn't help but notice an inverse correlation between the quality of the games and the length of their end credits.
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    The Ashlanders - Chapter 6: The Blind Man's Last Gambit (Closed, Started)

    There wasn't much else for Amy to do but sit back and relax until they reached their destination. As they sped away from the Maiden, Amy stared wistfully out of the window at the barren landscape. Despite its cruel and inhospitable nature, there was something about the way the suns blazed...
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    Dark Souls 3 Launch Trailer Hits Japan

    *obligatory 'Giant Enemy Crab' reference*
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    Allegiant - Sets Up Dominoes to Knock Down Next Year

    Damn. The Special trope is played out in YA fiction as it is, but when you start framing it in terms of 'genetic purity', then your subtext just became creepily... text.
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    The Brothers Grimsby - We're Done with Sacha Baron Cohen Now, Yes?

    At least he hasn't caved and made an Ali G or Borat sequel yet. When he does that it really will be the end.
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    Butler Has Fallen - The Career of Gerard Butler

    He certainly does not have a great range as an actor, but then again, neither does Keanu Reeves, and we know by now that, so long as Keanu is put in a role that suits him, he can be just about the best at what he does. Are Butler's problems just a product of repeated miscasting (I mean he...
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    The Ashlanders - Chapter 6: The Blind Man's Last Gambit (Closed, Started)

    "This will be so worth it!" "No! No! This will not be worth it!" Any cried as she caught Lilith's wrist. "You have never had to share a duvet with this man, Lilith. Trust me, you know not what you do!"
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    Ronda Rousey Wants to Play Samus in Possible Metroid Movie

    Yeah, even if her acting wasn't brilliant, it would be nice to see Samus played by someone who could plausibly do the things Samus can do.
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    Batman v Superman Goes Full Grimdark, Approves R-Rated Alternate Cut

    Well, if you're going to do dark, you should do it right.
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    The Ashlanders - Chapter 6: The Blind Man's Last Gambit (Closed, Started)

    "Thanks. Care to elaborate on that?" Cooley chuckled a little, half-swallowing a cough that it provoked. "In case you haven't noticed ma'am, Greenhill has precious little to offer the outside world," he rasped "And the outside world usually has even less to do with us. We're not short on...
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    Intermission #4: Bad Rad

    Man, this could be a whole arc in itself. Rad spiralling into an existential crisis on discovering how far his franchise has fallen. Maybe it could end with him having to fight 'Bad Panda', the personification of his inner morally ambiguous darkness, mano a mano.
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    The Ashlanders - Chapter 6: The Blind Man's Last Gambit (Closed, Started)

    "Oh, I'm sorry!" Amy giggled weakly as Lilith spluttered before her "Are you okay? We should probably head down and help prep the crawlers..." Once Lilith had recovered, they walked for a little in silence, with Amy smiling sadly. "You remember the first time we met?" She asked suddenly...
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    The Ashlanders - Chapter 6: The Blind Man's Last Gambit (Closed, Started)

    Amy's moral conundrum has, of course, ended with her ear cupped tightly against the door, hanging onto every word. Luckily the conversation was long enough that she had time to pass over an entire emotional spectrum. First she was shocked, then she was angry, before she became deeply sad. Now...
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    My Geeky Valentine

    To be fair, if they don't run a mile after hearing those, you know they're the one.