Recent content by Noyemi-K

Nostalgia for the garbage that was RE2's gameplay is a sign of brain damage.

The answer to just about every "why are cartoons today more/less X than yesteryear's?" is almost always "because you're cherry-picking examples/blinded by nostalgia/don't actually know what you're talking about."

4chan's cripple fucking game: one of the few things actually worse than this trashheap.

Got kinda creepy there at the end, a side of Yahtzee we haven't seen since the fullyramblomatic days.

Came here expecting to see either someone complaining about their overrated weeb horror game being misrepresented or a whiny president apologist, and wasn't disappointed in either case.

Christ, that's the worst idea I've ever heard

Freedom Planet wasn't that great, either. The fact that this review came right after the crack was released made me chuckle. Perfect timing. Yahtzee's spot on about the time limit with regards to Casino Night Zone.

"*shrug*" "reach for the popcorn" Can't believe people still say things like this and not realize it makes them look so incredibly lame. All we're missing is someone going "flame shields up."

Furries: the mockery equivalent of Nazis in shooting games - always a ripe target.

Ah, the ol' Valkyrie Profile dilemma, now in basketball visual novel form

Complaining that "your only reward is more, harder challenges" doesn't really turn me off of a video game, given that that's fundamentally what most video games are about in the first place. The real reward of beating a game is having beaten the game, not the meaningless crap like do-nothing...

Cracked up at "support my patreon" You can never go wrong with mocking e-beggars

"Persona pokemon" So... Persona.

Missed, straight up admitted to not finishing, it's all the same

As someone who doesn't give a rat's ass about the US election (or saying "rustled jimmies" in the year 2017) it sure seems like this game is just an amalgamation of mechanics put to better use in other games, with a layer of suda51 paint on top.