Recent content by odolwa99

Meep Meep!! Translation: Goodnight!!

Being judged purely on one's appearance is pretty f**king superficial/ evil and yet it pervades every facet of society.

Platformers are dead...? Please take a bow: Braid, Limbo, Mark of the Ninja, Gunpoint, Rayman Origins, Super Meatboy... Shall I continue? Hell, even Yahtzee just made a platformer not long ago. It's called Poacher. I highly suggest you give it a try.

My time at secondary school was 'the' single worst experience of my life and, sadly, I learned very little. More recently, however, I have gone through the entire course, bar the advanced mathematics end of things which I'm leaving for another day. By going to math forums, pacing myself and...

Has this sort of thing ever happened in any place other than the US? You sure about that? A combination of words, sure, but individual words...? I don't think so. In any case, in light of King dropping the trademark for the word 'Candy', how can they honestly think this will work out for them?

And the name of the artist is...?

Wanted to add my voice, too. Like everyone else here, I also really enjoyed the movie. I know what you mean MonkeyPunch, and for me it was the GameBoy version that I ended up playing. Here's a link to one of the songs - some really neat and catchy 8-bit chip-tune pirating goodness...

Although I've never been kicked there, I did have a football collide directly with my nards. I guess that's like some kind of ball-ception right there. More recently, I was at my local grocery store and had a full basket of items, which I had placed precariously on the counter edge because...

Literally finished Yakuza 3 just the other day, so I was looking forward to this. Disappointing news, indeed.

I would just like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that 'Orchid' is the old Greek word for testicle. You're welcome. :)

Remember when people used to value what Peter Molyneux said? Yeah, me neither.

The 'Where the Wild Things Are' movie. God that was sad. For me it's basically about a kid losing his childhood. Given that it was also one of James Gandolfini's last roles makes it even more depressing. That man had such range and emotion. Damn!

How do you expect to tell a story about a good man when, at any given moment, the player has driven down a sidewalk in an oil tanker, ploughing through pedestrians and hurling molotovs at grannies on the other side of the street...?

Louisiana, huh? I reckon that kid gets the lethal injection before the year is out.

While at university, one guy who I met through a friend of mine was absolutely convinced I was gay 'just because I crossed my legs while sitting at a table'!! I mean, if that's all it takes maybe I should just throw my pink feather boa, nipple rings and make-up kit in the trash!! FFS!!