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    Zero Punctuation: Xenoblade Chronicles X

    My skell experience was different from Yahtzee's - while it did get broken from time to time I found it absurdly powerful and no fun to use. You just spend your massive fortune to get one for each team member and play cooldown bingo for the rest of the game. I was at 101 hours played when I...
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    Nearly Dead Cory Art Day

    Could you lengthen her skirt and make it not look like slutty yoga shorts? No big deal, it's just that you're enabling the patriarchy and destroying the future.
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    The Big Picture: Dog, Gone

    Did he come back?
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    The Big Picture: Dog, Gone

    You're right, but why is that an important distinction? I.... I thought I was the only one....
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    The Big Picture: Dog, Gone

    As someone who's been watching since first season, owns all the DVD sets and has seen every episode several times, this didn't really bother me when I heard it - I do hope it's true and they stick to it. Vinnie's character design is much better in motion, and while I initially thought he was...
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    Xbone Week #2

    I thought that Sony's final word was that publishers could decide whether a game would be required to be online to function, but used games in general would work. http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2013/02/sonys-yoshida-playstation-4-wont-block-used-games/
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    The Complete Bastard's Guide To Journalism

    I'm in Hamilton, so I'm safe. I heard about the video and the campaign to raise money for it, I didn't know it was Gawker. I wonder if they'll publicly apologize for that very bad idea. Also: why the hell did that dealer split? He had a hell of a payday coming.
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    The Canadian Front

    If you'd framed this as a new CoD game with a pun in the title, this strip could have been about video games.
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    The Divide

    I don't at all. I miss it parodying video games, it's like CAD all over again. We all get a little of what we're looking for.
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    Brooding Purposes

    I dunno, I like him most of the time. His interviews are usually quite personal and revealing, and he has good rapport with most of his guests. Also, he caused Christine O'Donnell to walk away mid-interview, which was outstanding. I hate his Guns In America 'campaign', though. Whenever...
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    Every Other Game Ever

    You mean that section before Monsoon? Because at the end of the scene, his takeaway is that he doesn't care that he's murdering any more, and he doesn't consider himself a hero, something he's quick to remind people of.
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    PC Gamer Master Card

    You're disappointed that it wasn't predictable enough?
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    Leave Me The F**k Alone

    Just would have confused more than half the readers, and we would need to spend the entire thread explaining it to them. The references they do put in the comic almost always have the same effect.
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    The Microtransactor!

    'tard'? Not nice. And yeah, they're the same word. http://r-word.org/
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    On Gaymers and Cons

    You didn't know that it included all comers, but have seriously never seen anybody attack this thing online? As I said in another reply, this isn't really a "Hide from the mean people" Con so much as "Bigots aren'te welcome here" con. It would be largely similar to a standard con, but most of...