Recent content by Onliuge

I wonder when Yahtzee is gonna play Mount & Blade, so he can join the infinite wait that we're all 'enjoying'.

Happy 4th Yahtz, Can't wait for Mount and Blade: Bannerlord 2 to stop teasing me for 9 years and actually come out.

Maybe Halo: Infinite, I hate that shit title almost as much as Combat Evolved, will be decent to juxtapose from Halo 5's shitness. That and it has a PC release too, so maybe I'll be able to stop hissing a 343 employees and get out from under the couch.

Oh for fucks sake Yahtz, just review Halo already and talk about how it has the ire of suck, and yet single-handedly sold a console with several million copies. We Halo fans might actually have some nostalgia to keep us from the noose with what 343 did to the franchise, and I'm not looking...

America is reading, The Fall of the Roman Empire. Uk is reading, 1984. Germany is reading the definition of hypocrisy over and over, yet still isn't getting it. What a time to be alive.

Gotta say, that last joke made me laugh pretty hard. It's nice to see that you've suspended your masochistic tendencies for one review to have some fucking fun Yahtz.

Called it. In other news the tide is coming in.

Hey Yahtz, you know how you renamed the 'Modern Shooter' to Spunkgargleweewee? Let's rename what these shit AAA games thinks is a 'sandbox' into Elementary playground shit-pit.

The fanboy attitude for criticism to Yahtzee's clever humor, being weighed down by the low hanging fruit is ridiculous. It kinda reminds me of the Mailbag Showdown. Maybe it's still funny in remote parts of the world, but as an American, it's everywhere and worn out. The rich dipshits learned...

I'm getting kinda bored of the Trump jokes. Even with the glory to the internet that is Yahtzee, I still have to be around it.

Of course Halo isn't a 'Retro' game, I can't believe someone would think so... It's an 'old-school' game.

Hmm, genuinely surprised that Yahtzee didn't bring up that there's a fucking achievement for looking up 2-b's skirt. I'm not even kidding with this shit..

Nice list Yahtzee, can't wait for the, "Phew, coast is clear" gang of games to slide out of the AAA asshole.

Can't wait for the AAA games to fuck off so Yahtzee can review something half decent.

It's a joke, from Witness and Bombshell about SJW's.