Recent content by Onliuge

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    Zero Punctuation: The Crew 2

    I wonder when Yahtzee is gonna play Mount & Blade, so he can join the infinite wait that we're all 'enjoying'.
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    Zero Punctuation: Jurassic World Evolution

    Happy 4th Yahtz, Can't wait for Mount and Blade: Bannerlord 2 to stop teasing me for 9 years and actually come out.
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    Zero Punctuation: E3 2018 Round-Up

    Maybe Halo: Infinite, I hate that shit title almost as much as Combat Evolved, will be decent to juxtapose from Halo 5's shitness. That and it has a PC release too, so maybe I'll be able to stop hissing a 343 employees and get out from under the couch.
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    Zero Punctuation: House Flipper and FAR: Lone Sails

    Oh for fucks sake Yahtz, just review Halo already and talk about how it has the ire of suck, and yet single-handedly sold a console with several million copies. We Halo fans might actually have some nostalgia to keep us from the noose with what 343 did to the franchise, and I'm not looking...
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    Zero Punctuation: Far Cry 5

    America is reading, The Fall of the Roman Empire. Uk is reading, 1984. Germany is reading the definition of hypocrisy over and over, yet still isn't getting it. What a time to be alive.
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    Zero Punctuation: Ghost of Tale

    Gotta say, that last joke made me laugh pretty hard. It's nice to see that you've suspended your masochistic tendencies for one review to have some fucking fun Yahtz.
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    Zero Punctuation: Kingdom Come Deliverance

    Called it. In other news the tide is coming in.
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    Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed Origins

    Hey Yahtz, you know how you renamed the 'Modern Shooter' to Spunkgargleweewee? Let's rename what these shit AAA games thinks is a 'sandbox' into Elementary playground shit-pit.
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    Zero Punctuation: Hob and Hat in Time

    The fanboy attitude for criticism to Yahtzee's clever humor, being weighed down by the low hanging fruit is ridiculous. It kinda reminds me of the Mailbag Showdown. Maybe it's still funny in remote parts of the world, but as an American, it's everywhere and worn out. The rich dipshits learned...
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    Zero Punctuation: Hob and Hat in Time

    I'm getting kinda bored of the Trump jokes. Even with the glory to the internet that is Yahtzee, I still have to be around it.
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    Zero Punctuation: Remastered Editions

    Of course Halo isn't a 'Retro' game, I can't believe someone would think so... It's an 'old-school' game.
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    Zero Punctuation: Nier Automata

    Hmm, genuinely surprised that Yahtzee didn't bring up that there's a fucking achievement for looking up 2-b's skirt. I'm not even kidding with this shit..
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    Zero Punctuation: Top Five Games of 2016

    Nice list Yahtzee, can't wait for the, "Phew, coast is clear" gang of games to slide out of the AAA asshole.
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    Zero Punctuation: Gears of War 4

    Can't wait for the AAA games to fuck off so Yahtzee can review something half decent.
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    Zero Punctuation: Mafia 3

    It's a joke, from Witness and Bombshell about SJW's.