Recent content by Onsheka

Finally, someone else who knows! We have enough friends! We don't need lovers to be happy! God damnit I'm tired of people saying I'll change my mind when I find 'the right person'. I don't want a 'right person', you might as well go all out and say 'you'll find the one', as if that fate crap has...

Arrogant Worms for deffers. Canada's Really Big, The Assumption Song, Kill the Dog Next Door etc.

A computer drive and an electric guitar! Awesome. Lots of people will let me join their zombie shelter now I have a musical instrument.

18. Well I read alot of books, and watched telly. And disney movies on the VHS. I used to know how to record shows on that thing. I remember exploring the fields, running away from angry farmers. I remember waiting in the park for my dad to drive by on his way home. I remember the computer...

As someone who has experienced corporal punishment I can safely say it's for their own good. Conservative application of head to fridge teaches the respect for the rules vital to staying out of prison.

Oh crap, casual gaming. NOOOOOOO! Wait, does it count as an RPG? I was pretending to be a baker... so it's okay?

I love Sherlock as a character, not so much as a detective. Batman is getting tiresome for me, but the lessons it taught me get honourable mention. L, pretty much the entire deathnote series is more twisted, conniving and multi-layered than Lost, and still makes sense. Rorsach, nuff said...

I would buy whatever property I could, then attempt to trade properties to get full sets. The best part was when the bank ran out of houses/hotels/money. Either grab stuff from another box or fight viciously for dwindling resources.

My dad informed me that the words will be 'Made a good cup of tea.' This brings to mind a funny convo I had, if your grave is next to a tree, then the tree will absorb your nutrients, my bro was holding the Idiot Ball and assumed that you would literally become part of the tree, and your face...

Oddly I can endure all the mongfish on chat, the impossible battles, idiot AI helpers, the platform crashing and constant death. What I find annoying is the age-old human spectator, this guy always comment on poor play, give 'helpful' hints, point out enemies I spotted 5 minutes go, bug me to...

Soon you shall be able to move to the city, or should I say The City. I'm sure you have one of those nearish. In the zombie apocalypse they shall be the first to fall. Unless the gossip circle gets them all inside before hand. Then grandma will be shooting her shotgun from behind her frilly...

Lincoln/Elvis/Hitler/Kennedy are actually frozen in suspended animation. And the French have been plotting a global take-over to rid themselves of their cowardly stereotype.

I'm told my immense fear of dogs came from being bitten as a child. This must be a lie because I don't have any powers yet. Anyway it was cured by the logical step of my parents getting a puppy.

Wait, so Blizzard forums don't have a report button? What sort of jacked-up shoddy forum is that?

I believe true femininity is feeling like a woman, you know that weird thing that happens. You feel really sexy and proud, you feel a fellowship with other women, men become distinctly different. Then it passes and guys are your mates again, other women can be mates. It's when you suddenly...