Recent content by penguindude42

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    The Pickup Artist

    "The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that."
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    Your Favorite Star Wars Memory

    Disney buying it so it can finally die. /thread
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    8 Video Games That Didn't Sell As Well As Expected

    I like how at least four of these titles were good games. I say "at least four" because I've only ever seen ads for APB on various other sites.
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    DC Should Just Announce A Wonder Woman Movie Already

    Quoted for truth. I for one would prefer Aquaman.
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    New name for american futbol

    Armored Rugby. That is essentially what it is.
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    Zero Punctuation: E3 2014 - Deflate Your Hype Balloons

    I can only imagine Jim provided that particular graphic.
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    Escape to the Movies: Need for Speed - More Boring Than Nascar

    This image looks like a Power Ranger team, I swear to god.
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    What is the strangest game you've ever played? Please explain.

    Seriously? Twenty-eight posts in, and no mention of Space Funeral? Space Funeral is a game full of blood, deranged scenery, blood, pseudo-humor, and blood. Did I mention the blood? Because there's a lot of it. Also, pothead Dracula.
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    DayZ, Rust "Cross-Inspire" CCP's World of Darkness MMO

    This thing better have Mage and/or Changeling content at some point.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

    Was there a video here, or was I squinting too hard in search of meaningful content? QFT.
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    Name a game series and how you would improve it.

    Mass Effect. No third game, ridiculous unironic JRPG-style plotline.
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    You must change a paradise into a hell, by changing one thing...

    Fellatio will be impossible due to "Something In Your Mouth" playing from nowhere in particular once the giving party ingests the first inch of manhood.
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    can someone recommend a game thats like how final fantasy used to be

    The fifth game of the series is pretty much what you're asking for.
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    Cracked's hosting malicious malware?

    Your first mistake is using Chrome.
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    Do You Hate People Who Disagrees With You?

    There are three kinds of opinion: Yours, Mine, and Wrong.