Recent content by PerfectEnemy

My face after reading this thread: o_0 Child murder should not happen in a video game, because *it should not happen anywhere* For any reason. At all. Ever. Honestly, if it happens in a cutscene, or in an in-game event, fine. It's the truth: kids can die. And, if done well, it can add...

The Nidoran family has always bothered. They have always been the epitome of dull, uncreative Pokemon. I mean, look at them! They're just so... normal! And I HATE normal.

SecondTimesACharm? StupidAstronautSaysWhat? But I'd probably have to choose: AndYouAllSaidMyExtensiveKnowledgeOfScienceFictionWasWorthless!

"Did you really think that could get away with that, Pat?" Or... 5 minutes of a Guy Fawkes mask blank stare. Or... or... 5 minutes of "Really? Really?" while progressively raising my pitch.

Usually, it happens when I can't figure out where to go next (that's right, no walkthroughs!). For example, in Tarzan's level in Kingdom Hearts, when I was left to run in circles with literally no hints whatsoever. I left the game for a full year because of it. I would later re-abandon it...

I would love to see Solid Snake try to learn a new job. For example, fry cook: "First, you start by taking the meat out." "Meat?" "Yes, meat, you get it from the freezer." "Freezer?" "Um, okay. Then you put it on the grill." "Grill?!"

An awful lot of lurking. Followed by creating an account, which, compared to three years, is still practically a newborn. Oh, it shall be a long time coming till I see that badge... Congrats, Master of the Whoniverse!

You're right, it would have made sense to kill Craig to demonstrate the "the Doctor is not always a savoir" story of the current series, but it would have darkened an episode that was obviously intended for nothing more than light laughs. Also, to be fair, this idea of emotion saving people...

My goodness! 100%?! Astounding! I am honestly a little proud of myself.

Yes, they should be allowed to be made. However, if you claim it's "freedom of expression" to make games like "SCMRPG!" then you must also recognize that it's "freedom of expression" to state that its concept is disrespectful and tacky. No one can be allowed to call "freedom of expression!" to...

As much as I may hate to admit it, I actually wouldn't watch some of these. I thought to myself as I read each one, "I wonder what the trailer would look like?" And that's when I realized that a lot of these ideas sound boring me. I go to the movies for escapism. And this sounds like...

Hmm. Seems a bit over-reactive, to be honest. But I guess if it matters that much... well, people live their lives however they want. IT doesn't bother me that much, but I never really cared in the first place. I feel like I have to say it, though: if you want George Lucas to stop...

Stuff like this makes me unbelievably happy. It was a very classy way to shut down a pathetic woman, so thank you. Why? Because you ladies deserve it.

I came for Zero Punctuation; I stayed for the excellent content and community! Really, I couldn't believe a site like this had been flying under my radar. Urgh76 convinced me to join the forums after running into him, of all places, on Omegle. And then we discussed ponies. 'Twas awesome.

Holy crap, 30 Minutes or Less, Fallout 3, and Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy?! I think my head just exploded. From AWESOME. Moles, idiots, super-mutants, bombs strapped to chests, old men talking, laser guns, a Mexican hitman, espionage, a gun that shoot miniature nuclear weapons, nudity and...