Recent content by PhoenixOnly

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    Random News About You.

    Hope you get those grades my friend.
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    Random News About You.

    Over the weekend I: -Tried gay sex but it wasn't really for me. -Did a home made tattoo, surprised about the lack of regret. -Tried smoking crack. Overrated.
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    Poll: Would you rather be single than date an unattractive person?

    I would rather be single than be in a closed relationship with anyone. Good looking, bad looking I don't care.
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    Dating norms need to change

    If your not into the traditional girlfriend boyfriend thing but you still want to get your dick wet then buy hookers/go clubbing and get wasted with some chick. Its really that simple.
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    Dating norms need to change

    Yeah I agree with this guy completely. You should date a women just to enjoy her company and do all the romantic stuff like flowers and long walks. Love is a slow process and women are delicate flowers who should be nurtured gently like a mulberry bush. Although its okay on a first date if you...
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    Can my computer run Skyrim?

    Thanks very much guys
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    Can my computer run Skyrim?

    Hi guys. Yeah just wondering whether the old rig is going to be able to cope. Im gonna guess no but I can dream. Otherwise I'm either going to have to buy an xbox/some new kit... http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/3/skyrim1.jpg/ http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/840/skyrim2.jpg/...
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    What have you done to your body?

    I have a scar going across my left eyebrow from being thrown into a table when I was 3 or 4. A big scar on my knee from falling onto a sharp rock. A scar across the top of my head from where I was hit in the head with an axe. An inch wide red mark on my forehead where I put it onto a spinning...
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    Reccomend me an awful game

    Big Rigs: Over the road racing Youtube it. You will not be dissapointed.
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    Favorite game that tanked in sales

    Grim Fandango.... I have a dream that maybe one day it will be recognised as the amazing game it is... I dont know if I would want a sequel but I would buy it in a heartbeat if there was one.
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    How do I introduce myself to a girl I like?

    Rub cream cheese all over yourself then approach her on all fours making a deep groaning noise. Works every time for me.
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    Japan creates the poop burger, solves world hunger

    Indeed it must have no nutritional value at all - clearly the scentist is lying and the nutritional value chart the scientist just drew up and showed to us is false. Most creatures digestive systems (including ours) are far from perfect so actually loads of nutrients are left in poo, hence why...
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    The Second Escapist Community?s Top 100 Games [Voting Closed]

    Grim Fandango Medieval 2 total war Jade cocoon Final Fantasy VII Warcraft 3
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    Poll: Comparing penises in the shower.

    You guys have never lived. Back when I was in school we all used to compare our cocks in games which was always the first lesson of the day. We even gave each other nick names from it- spots, the ape, the tripod. It was great fun. Then afterwards we'd have a sword fight but it would often end in...
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    Poll: Think you think straight? Think again...

    17% "You agreed that: There are no objective moral standards; moral judgements are merely an expression of the values of particular cultures And also that: Acts of genocide stand as a testament to man's ability to do great evil" It is evil in my opinion. And no moral judgement is...