Recent content by PrinzMegahertz

I completely agree with the review. This game seems to be tuned down for no apparent benefit or reason. Painkiller was all about fighting huge armies of mad enemies with awesome weapons in wildly detailed settings that were not constrained by any story. Bulletstorm is about fighting not so huge...

Usually, Yahtzee overexaggerates things in order to make his point, but in this particular case the truth is even worse. Words cannot transmit the pure agony of seeing the same stupid killing animation over and over and you are forced to battle nearly every boss a thousand times, except for the...

I really had to laugh about the "pile of miserable little secrets! Ah, ah, ah!". It shows your nerdiness ;-)

FF 6 gave all characters unique abilities - I don't think any other final fantasy game had that. You could do street fighter moves with sabin are play the slot machine with Setzer. FF VII made characters much less distinct in battles because you could bring everybody into every role by.

I'm in the rather comfortable position to watch my roommate play Final Fantasy 13 and so far, I 90 Percent agree with the review. The linear levels are laughable. I think the most offensive things are the "forks" where you can decide to take the short route and save two seconds or take the long...