Recent content by Punch You

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    Unskippable: Asura's Wrath, Part 1 - Unleash the Fury of Quick Time Events!

    Yeah, this game is basically like watching an anime,except you occasionally need to mash buttons.
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    Grumblr

    Erin needs to check her privilege.
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    LoadingReadyRun: Ways to Waste the Kickstarter Money

    LRR is going to take dogecoin... TO THE MOONBASE!
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    LoadingReadyRun: Badly Broken

    Let me tell you, I was not ready for it.
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    LoadingReadyRun: SPRING!

    I hate allergies so much. Not only does it clog up my nose, but it also makes all flowers smell awful.
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    LoadingReadyRun: The Travel Bug

    How is Germany boring? They have public gardens specifically dedicated to drinking beer! They don't even try to hide it! It's called a Biergarten!
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    Shovel Knight Quadruples Kickstarter Goal

    Damn, these guys know how to reach their target audience. It's looking less surprising they raised so much money when they handed out demos to the most popular let's players. That and they used to be Wayforward.
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    The Big Picture: Marvel Mess

    No Bob, that's not the Big Picture. That's half a picture without anything colored in. What am I even looking st here?
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    LoadingReadyRun: The Theatre of the Mind

    I've never been DM, but whenever I play I always make up spells and abilities for my character. "Now that Mr. Pimptastic is a level 10 Pimpaladin, he gains the passive ability Misogyny, which gives him +2 speech when speaking to female characters of a lower level, and -5 speech when speaking to...
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    Sony Reveals God of War: Ascension Trailer and Demo

    Denmark your calenders for March 12th! Just make sure not to Nidhogger all the copies.
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    Vita Mark II

    I still can't tell the difference between Bladerunner and The Fifth Element.
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    LoadingReadyRun: Harlem Shake

    "All your farts, farts farts, all your farts, are belong to *pfffff*" Damnit, it made me laugh.
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    LoadingReadyRun: Wizard Chat

    In addition to what you said, I'm always angered whenever they say that every wizard needs a beard. You try becoming an 11th evolution biomancer and see if you can avoid the occasional pyromantic crab cancer or two. Plus, I'm 26% reptile! You have any idea how ridiculous I'd look with...
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    Capcom Unveils "Classic Dante" DLC for DMC: Devil May Cry

    Andy, you... clearly haven't visited the GameFaqs PS3 DmC message board. Those guys are hounding the developers' twitter feeds trying to find more reasons to hate this game.
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    Congressman Seeks New Game Rating Legislation

    He sounds well intentioned, but I would hate what happened to movies happen also for videogames. I remember there being a controversy a year ago when a documentary about kids being bullied received an R for too many cuss words, so kids couldn't just walk into the theater and see it. I mean...