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    BioWare Introduces Dragon Age: Inquisition's Vivienne

    That outfit is really silly, but it definitely fits into canon regarding Orlais's fashion trends, and the hat means I won't have to put up with elaborate hair textures. I also like that they're actually putting in a woman who is clearly black, as opposed to the "ambiguously brown" thing fantasy...
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    Movie Defense Force: Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

    I don't really have anything to say, outside of "I should maybe consider seeing Freddy 6". I just...I feel this belongs here. Happy Halloween, everyone.
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    Jimquisition: Lugoscababib Discobiscuits

    Bioshock Infinite's problem is less than it suffers ludonarrative dissonance than it suffers from just straight-up narrative dissonance. Halfway through, after Booker has led a revolution and killed tons of police officers and civil servants, he basically makes the case that violence can never...
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    Update: Fez Dev Tells Media Member To Kill Himself

    EDIT: Y'know, this topic probably doesn't need my input. I'm just gonna indirectly delete it. Move along here, folks; nothing to see.
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    Violent Videogames are Awesome

    To add to the "you have your work cut out for you" part-there's probably no way we will ever get conclusive research data as to whether or not games make children violent in a closed experiment because then we would have to, y'know, test to see if a child is violent. Which we can't do. Y'see...
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    Bethesda Teases... Something

    The only thing I took away from that Vine is that Bethesda is being run by Totheark. They published Dark Corners of the Earth. They might still have the Lovecraft license.
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    David Jaffe to Developers: "You Deserve What You Get"

    Because in an industry with 20 men to a job,where a 10 hour game can cost 40 millions, every person/studio totally has the clout to negotiate on their terms. What a load of crap.
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    Microsoft Exec on Always Online Consoles: "Deal With it"

    "I produce a product. I will narrow my audience and alienate potential customers for no goddamn reason." God, this is beyond foolish. How do rise to that level in a company with that kind of incompetence? Also, that vacuam analogy doesn't work for several reasons: a)Very few people care...
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    Steam rating and Top Three Steam games

    Top 3 recently: Team Fortress 2: 17.2 hours Kotor 2: 5 hours Fable: The Lost Chapters: 1 hour Top 3 altogether: Team Fortress 2: 172.1 hours Civilization 5: 83.2 hours Fallout New Vegas:79.7 hours This weeks numbers are relatively low. I blame Guild Wars 2.
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    Ukraine Denies Weaponized Dolphin Program

    There's only one way this can end. EDIT: Dangit, how do you post pictures from photobucket? The only way to view this thing right now is by right-clicking on it.
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    Lord British Presents... A Countdown!

    You know what? I'm actually going to be optimistic about this. Richard Garriot is a pioneer. The Ultima series is probably the best example of freeform, non-inclusive moral choice, and an excellent example of using game mechanics to reinforce lore and themes. Color me somewhat interested...
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    Escapist Podcast: 081: PlayStation 4

    Regarding Persona 5: Tokyo Jungle, its worth noting that in Persona 3 there is a dog that can summon a persona(though this was in Persona 3, where having a Persona had nothing to do with one's inner self and mostly just happened"because"), so the crossover is somewhat plausible. Regarding the...
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    Giant Goldfish Invade Lake Tahoe

    We better catch those things before they hit level 20. The last thing our ecosystem needs are friggin' sea dragons.
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    Escapist Podcast: 079: JJ Abrams (Again) And Game-Related Anger

    Regarding the whole Dark Souls thing... I never saw Dark Souls as being oppressive or unfair; quite the contrary, in fact. I see it as a game world which is completely fair because it is completely indifferent. As a player, it give you no undue concessions; you are not special in Dark Souls...
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    Konami Endures Miserable Third Quarter

    Hey' Konami, you want to make some money? How about you PATCH THE GODDAMN SILENT HILL HD COLLECTION? I would very much like to give you money for it. Or hell, just put the originals on Steam; they're guaranteed to sell on reputation alone,and the only way to get the original 4 nowadays is...