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    Zero Punctuation: Evolve - One vs Multiplayer

    "Eventually your interest peters out and you just stop. Here, I'll show you what I mean." Well that was fucking ominous.
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    Got Malware? New Threat Can't Be Removed Without Breaking Hard Drive

    I know this was supposed to scare me, but I'm pretty sure they won't give a shit about me, so I don't have to worry. If this was a troll group, I might have been scared, but they seem to only target things reported in the news as an international threat. Now if 4chan somehow figured that shit...
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    Why are people excited about gaming in 2015?

    No Man's Sky. I want to get into space in a console game. I want to explore space in a console game. I want to explore planets in a console game. The fact that I could also be discovering unique wildlife and get to blow up enemy space ships is just icing on the cake. Seriously, the last time...
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    Star Wars' "Black Stormtrooper" to Critics: "Get Used to it"

    Is battlefront 2 that obscure? I must be one of the only people who played through the campaign mode which includes a mission where the new clones haven't gotten order 66 yet so they oppose the empire and so you have to go in and steal the DNA samples to stop the cloning process. God that was...
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    Tetris Live-Action Movie Is Falling Into Place

    An epic sci-fi movie based on tetris directed by the guy who gave us the mortal kombat movies? Nothing beats watching a giant train wreck, I suppose.
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    Link Trades Epona in For "The Master Cycle" in Mario Kart 8 - Update

    Besides which, the obvious good idea is a mario kart/road rash hybrid with mario kart powerups and road rash violence. It would be the saints row of racing games.
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    Be a Slice of Bread in the Next Game by Surgeon Simulator Developer

    I hope one of the voice actors is Wil WHEATon.
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    Why do you play videogames?

    Because driving a car off a cliff or at 150 MPH through a city in real life would get me dead or in jail for eternity, especially if I run over 6 pedestrians on the way. Also because warp capable spaceships with VTOL takeoff and hypersonic superbikes haven't been invented yet, dragons don't...
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    Games you get mad that you can't talk about

    Battletanx and it's sequel, both of which let you use full sized nukes in battle. It's a vehicle battle game. Take mad max and combine it with tanks made out of scrap and sci-fi weapons. Extreme G. Everyone knows what wipeout is, everyone knows what F-zero was, but nobody has heard of the...
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    Zero Punctuation: Hyrule Warriors - Nintendo Holding Pattern?

    I'm a COD fan, you get used to it. Hell, you've been here since 2011. How are you not used to it? The only difference is he's shitting on a fan base you may or may not be a part of.
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    Doxing characters from video games

    Oh dude. I appreciate the attempt to bring a light hearted side to what is a serious discussion, but it didn't work. It really didn't work.
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    Where's all the SJWs at?

    Well fine, ben kuchera is a hypocrite. I don't know who that is or why you decided to bring him up. Nor do I think whatever he did was okay. What's your point?
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    Gamejournopro google mailing list revealed

    "But making bullshit assumptions about a man's sex life apparently does, does it?" NO! Again, you're trying to put words in my mouth. For fuck's sake. Just because I say it's bad that it happens to a woman doesn't mean I think it's okay when it happens to men. I don't.
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    Where's all the SJWs at?

    "Apparently, people's private lives aren't fodder for the press if you're a woman, but it's fair game if you're a man who's the subject of (subsequently retracted) allegations." But I don't think that's okay either. So what's your point? That "The evil feminists do it so we can too"? What...
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    Heavy Rain Dev Calls L.A. Noire's MotionScan Tech a "Dead End"

    Too bad good graphics can't make up for writing that wouldn't impress a drunk man who spent the last 5 days locked in a closet watching nothing but NBC while smashing his brain with a frying pan. Seriously, nice graphics was literally the only thing beyond two souls had going for it. Because...