Recent content by redarmyagent

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    EA: "Battlefield 3 is designed to take Call of Duty down."

    I'm not adding much to the conversation here, just wanted to say this is the funniest thing I've read in some time. lolololvoltron.
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    Unskippable: Unskippable 100: A Guide to Cinematics

    So sorry to have insulted the bird-watching community. Y'know, because EVERYBODY knows the difference between all big black birds. geeeez. Also, lol: http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-difference-between-a-raven-and-a-crow.htm a Raven is a type of crow.
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    What is considered "Brilliant Writing"?

    Dude, I know we don't know each other and this might be a bit forward... but I love you right now. You just stated exactly what needed to be said. This isn't the first time there's been a thread on this forum with some illiterate saying "[insert great artist] is overrated!" and nobody could...
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    What is considered "Brilliant Writing"?

    The guy has a point, though--the last resort of someone who doesn't understand conflict and narrative is to make his setting "interesting" enough for people to wow over everything BUT the plot--what with there being no real plot. So yes, 90% of EVERYTHING is shit, but a lot of shit follows...
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    What is considered "Brilliant Writing"?

    If you have to ask then you'll never know.
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    Isnt this a load of crap

    yea... I can tell this didn't happen--or at least not quite as you're describing--because she would have been fired for this. Like, immediately.
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    Poll: Metroid: Other M killed Samus

    Without being too, um, mean or something, let me pose this: What kind of damage has been inflicted upon your natural human need to enjoy things, be engaged with them because of the wonder around them? What damage has been inflicted on your imagination that you can't fill in the gaps yourself...
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    Poll: Metroid: Other M killed Samus

    We need more men that are feminine, too.
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    Poll: Metroid: Other M killed Samus

    gah, messed up.
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    Poll: Metroid: Other M killed Samus

    eeeeeexactly. This is comparable to giving The Man with No Name of the Sergio Leone westerns a lush background story. It doesn't matter how you do it--it will never be as good as it was in the audience's mind. The mystery is what makes it good. I have NEVER understood this ridiculous...
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    Poll: Metroid: Other M killed Samus

    LOL ok you totally win that round.
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    Poll: Metroid: Other M killed Samus

    Um... its wrong because having a highly trained killer break down into an overly-sensative twat in the middle of combat is annoying as hell? Forget feminism, they made the character Samus--man or woman--the most hate-able character of the year.
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    Poll: Metroid: Other M killed Samus

    So because "90%" of the people who replied to the article are rabid sexists, the article is wrong? This game turned Samus into a stuttering, daddy-dependant moron. I'm surprised it didn't force her to get bare foot and BACK IN THE KITCHEN to make the space marines sammiches. Its not even...
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    Zero Punctuation: Shadow of the Colossus

    Gee guyz arguing with total strangers about which one of you is better at a video game when neither of you have ever played eachother is super cool. Easy solution to your problem: PLAY EACHOTHER. I don't care if its just one match, 2 out of 3, or whatever. But it'll settle this argument a...