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    Zero Punctuation: Super Mario Odyssey

    ESCAPIST! Money making opportunity here! T-Shirt with imp in prison suit captioned "Fuck Dem Bitches" DO EEET NAOW!
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    There's a huge pile of crap on pizza I bought...

    It is always online, so far that hasn't been a drawback. It has an item store that sells cosmetics and inventory space but in my time playing it the marketing load is as unobtrusive as you could possibly want. A small icon (no words) indicating you could get more space on your inventory...
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    There's a huge pile of crap on pizza I bought...

    I stood fast and didn't buy Diablo 3 or Starcraft 2 because of the always online requirement. If they had a LAN mode I would have happily bought them and probably mostly played online anyway. Path of Exile is always online but the game is ACTUALLY FREE (and totally awesome) with very minimal...
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    Zero Punctuation: Middle Earth: Shadow of War

    I loved the first game to death, never beat it because I spent all of my time doing revenge missions against captains that killed my mates. This one was going to be a pre-order but when I heard about the bullshit microtransactions I said "nah". And honestly I don't think I'll even pirate...
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    Inhumans, the MCU's first major financial flop

    I have a soft spot for cheeziness and Inhumans scratches that itch. The show isn't good but its fun. If you think of it like a comedy and add a mental laugh track to some parts it immediately gets better.
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    Zero Punctuation: Cuphead

    Yeah I'm definitely feeling a gunstar heroes vibe in the game. I was honestly disappointed that you couldn't mix and match weapons. One of the highlights of my adolescence was beating gunstar heros with every weapon combination.
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    Zero Punctuation: The End is Nigh, and Yonder: Cloud Catcher Chronicles

    I larfed rlly hrd And I understand the feeling of wtf am i doing with this because my children are going to force me to play minecraft this weekend.....
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    Zero Punctuation: Fifth Console Generation

    Goldeneye had its flaws but it proved decisively that FPS could work on consoles. The sequel-in-all-but-name Perfect Dark refined the formula and paved the way for Halo. IMO Sony's biggest innovation was the controller with 4 shoulder buttons. Then the Dual Shock came along and blew...
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    Zero Punctuation: Get Even

    I would play a game where the main character was called Edgewood Darkbottom
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    Take-Two CEO Says the Company is Under-Monetizing its Users

    I pre-ordered borderlands 2, bought season pass, bought the psycho character, and I think dragon keep was another $10 thats >$100 which I don't even regret spending because the game was great and I played the hell out of it. Then the company added DLC heads and skins to the cosmetic machine...
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    Zero Punctuation: The Surge

    Good GOOD... Let the hate flow through you...
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    Zero Punctuation: Outlast 2

    RIP my internet cred Thats what I get for opening up everything I want to read in separate tabs and being too lazy to close them when I'm done
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    Zero Punctuation: Outlast 2

    [img src="https://img.memesuper.com/41f0fba8151f12f40c9389b3619e7d06_that-belongs-in-a-museum-gif-it-belongs-in-a-museum-meme_400-257.gif"] Seriously though if the dude was smart he made a copy.
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    Zero Punctuation: Remastered Editions

    You can hate the ETs core mechanic of falling into holes and failing to fly out of them all you want but the design was revolutionary for its time. I would argue that ET was the first "open world" game where you could complete the objectives and explore the map in any order. It was also one...
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    Internet is Shocked to Learn That Sugary Drink Has Lots of Sugar...

    I got beetus just from looking at that picture....you owe me a new pancreas