Recent content by Sach

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    Escape to the Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Kids Deserved Better Than This

    I was actually planning on seeing this, on the premise that it would either a) Actually surprise me and be a decent Turtles movie or b) Be so horrible that it's hilarious ...From the sounds of it though, I would get neither :(
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    Jimquisition: Batman Is Everything Wrong With Square Enix

    Yeah, God forbid a company have a unique art style... How dare they attempt to be innovative in it's gameplay?! I want rigid, turn based combat for the rest of my life forever!
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    Poll: Do You Still Like ZP?

    It's a hell of a lot better than watching Jimquisition.
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    Jimquisition: Defending Call of Duty

    I hope they get rid of this terrible show soon. Seriously, it's like he can't figure out if he wants to be more like Yahtzee, MovieBob, or an angsty 12 year old, so he tries too hard to be all 3.
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    Jimquisition: Videogames Are Not Movies, Get Over It

    Wow, that was annoying... Add this one to the list of Escapist video series I'm never gonna watch again. The best part of the whole video was the FF9 music. It's not that I have a problem with his message (though I did enjoy Heavy Rain, I agree that movies and games are 2 very different...
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    Favorite/Least Favorite Final Fantasy Protagonist

    Favorites in no particular order: Vivi, Auron, Squall, Snow, Zidane The ensembles in 8,9, and 10 were easily the best, with the exceptions of Zell, Quina, and Wakka... Least favorite, in a very specific order: Aerith, Vaan, Hope, Wakka, Yuffie (in 7.. they improved her in everything else...
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    The Big Picture: Groan Saga

    The Escapist should really consider having multiple different ad campaigns running at the same time. I've seen the Rift one enough times over the past few weeks I'm going to not buy the game out of principle.
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    Escapist's Own Andy Chalk Called-Out By Game Heroes.

    ...and I'm absolutely positive that GH has NO biased articles on their site... This was my first glimpse at their site but is this video pretty standard for them? If so, I don't think Andy has much to worry about from a low-quality, thrown together video featuring two douchebags trying to...
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    Nolan Casting Another Inception Star in Dark Knight Rises

    Hearing this news makes me hope Nolan pulls a "Just kidding!" and DOES put the Riddler in there... He's always been my favorite Batman villain and JGL would be perfect for the role...
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    Javier Bardem Might Be the Next James Bond Villain

    Had I read the books and known that's what he's SUPPOSED to be, I'd probably agree with you. I however grew up with Dalton and Brosnan, so they embody "James Bond" to me.
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    Javier Bardem Might Be the Next James Bond Villain

    I suppose you're right, I never read any of the Bond books. I'm just saying that the classy/reserved Bond is more interesting than the "I'm pissed and comin' at you with a machine gun" Bond. It makes him seem too similar to every other action star in my opinion. Also, I have nothing against...
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    Javier Bardem Might Be the Next James Bond Villain

    This WOULD be awesome news if we weren't still stuck with the craptacular Bond we have now...
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    Japanese Fanartists Improve China's Hideous Knockoff Gundam

    Gundam 00 was probably my second favorite. And yes, I may be partially swayed by nostalgia...
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    Japanese Fanartists Improve China's Hideous Knockoff Gundam

    Mr. Funk, whilst I find we agree on most topics, belittling Gundam Wing is something I can never approve of... Especially when you could have chosen G Gundam or that one with the tiny self aware Gundams...
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    Japanese Fanartists Improve China's Hideous Knockoff Gundam

    This post was good until he burned the best Gundam series ever...