Recent content by SadisticPretzel

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    I got IOD'ed

    I have nothing to add that hasn't already been said so... /hugs Stupid people suck!
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    It's 2:50 in QLD right now, it's a cloudy kind of sky and...

    I wish to trade places with you, Mr. OP. I'm tired of freezing.
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    You are now half man, half animal

    Bandwagon: Anything that would let me fly. I can't even begin to list the ways my life would be easier if I had wings...
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    Wait for it... wait for it... wait for it..... CLOSE EVERYTHING!!!

    Where I live now, they seem used to it. I lived in Texas most of my life, however, and they reacted like the world was ending every time they got a flurry.
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    Racists boycott Thor movie because of Idris Elba playing a god

    Council of *Conservative* Citizens...Did you expect anything less?
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    Stargate Universe Cancelled

    Good. I loved SG1 and Atlantis, but I hated Universe.
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    Advice

    You gave your friend the right advice for the situation. From your post I'm guessing you're not too close to the girlfriend, so I would just blow off what she said.
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    Gay guy needs yer help.

    All I can really offer is this: Come out to Aunt and Uncle first, if you haven't already. That way, if/when shit hits the fan with Mom and Dad, they'll know what's happening. It being a huge surprise to them as it happens would not work in your favor, and I bet they'd appreciate my route more...
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    SMOKING IS B-.. Wait what? its safe?

    Because I don't want to get fat from eating all the time, I'd rather not kill off all my brain cells and I'm not stupid.
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    [UPDATE] BioWare Denies Multiplayer for Mass Effect 3

    I demand a clear hat! Clear is a color, right?
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    First Kinect Sex Game Prototype Pops Up [NSFW]

    Well, that's one way to control the population...Make simulated sex that feels like the real thing but doesn't require you to go to the effort of finding a real partner.
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    Activision Hate Not Based in Reality, Says Activision

    Of course the devil doesn't think he's evil.
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    Games and Bugs Come Together as... Art?

    Seem when I read 'bugs' I thought he meant the creepy, alive kind...I should have remembered that I'm on a video game website.
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    Daily Drop: Compact Fluorescents

    That made me /squee a bit.
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    Zero Punctuation: Splatterhouse

    I promise, he's lying.