Recent content by Safaia

I saw this last Tuesday and it was so boring. We already know that he's going to be Dracula so every second spent with ~resisting the temptation of blood and ~worrying about what he was becoming were so pointless. The best scene in the movie is in the trailer. That being said the OST is...

My first was pretty basic. I hit black ice and went into a snow bank when I was sixteen. I walked down to the gas station at the end of the on ramp (since I was getting on the highway) and the owner told me the store phone was business only and to use the pay phone. (This was like 2003 so I...

As someone who regularly stays up for 24 hours straight (working nights hurrah) that many cans for 16 hours is lame. That being said a 14 year old is functionally stupid if they're lucky.

Nice of them to brush off that Lorelei and Ward doing it was creepy as fuck.

I'm really confused by the lack of Godzilla in the Godzilla marketing. As for the trailer? I'm not a big Godzilla fan but the fact that I keep forgetting that this movie is coming out says a lot. Is it going to be good? God I hope so. Am I going to cry myself to sleep if it isn't? Probably not.

My parents watched The Bible last year and tried to get me to watch it. I went to bed because I had to work that night. /csb I'd really like a good new movie to come out now please. I've seen The Lego Movie.

So am I the only one who the whole 'Anderson usually gets to the point here time to end the video quickly' gag?

I saw a trailer for this and, in my continuing battle with my brain to mouth filter, said 'I know how this ends' way too loud. My friends all groaned. I'm winning at life.

Salt Lake City to Orlando a few times by myself and does the Europe trip I took in high school count? If so then Krakow, Poland was the furthest I've been from home.

So here for these series. Ladies! Minorities! YAY!

As soon as that mid credits tease happened every single one of my friends I was with turned to me and asked me to explain what the fuck they just saw. I was able to explain the stones but had to look up The Collector while the actual credits were rolling. I have to give Marvel credit; they must...

I swear to fucking god if there is a solo Loki movie before a female hero lead I will rage against everything in the known universe.

While watching this video I remember I had a fun size milky way in my purse and a tootsie pop in my hoodie. Win.

Epitaphs should be avoided at all times. 'The blue eyed boy' and referring to people as their title. Make sure you watch out for pronouns even more so in scenes when two characters of the same sex are interacting. When in doubt use a name. Your technical editor will make any changes if needed.

Coulson is a badass. Did you watch the short of him heading down to New Mexico where he stops a robbery? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAMgkpQYOSQ <-- I can't remember how to embed video.