Recent content by Safe-Keeper

Loved the homoeopathy bit.

Someone has a very, very odd definition of "realism". That was odd, too. This isn't Call of Duty, it's a multiplayer game.

So wish I could watch this. Sadly, I haven't yet bought and played Heavy Rain, and I'm terrified of having things spoiled to me. Oh well.

Well, that was pointless...

Wow. I saw this one coming. Of course, I also saw coming that he'd comment on the ridiculous way the game suddenly tells you "Abandoning Mission" with no warning if you stray too far from the unmarked boundaries, but I was wrong about that, so oh well.

I loved the part about how the PS3 takes an eternity to get started:). I, too, have thought, many, many times, "I remember one time when you could just turn the power on and play".

It wasn't. It was a bad run-and-gun game of this generation. Stealth games usually involve some degree of hiding. I know what the answer is going to be - the classic fanboy "but the great thing about this game is you can play it however you want" (Metal Gear Solid Bible, Apologetics chapter...

I'm amazed he didn't make a reference to Mirror's Edge what with the moments in the game where you have nearly no weapons or armour (judging from the review - I haven't played the game) and find yourself up against 12 guys with machine guns. I was almost expecting him to utter something about...

Strongly agree with Captnhaggis. I've played many of the games Yahtzee has reviewed, and while he has a lot of good points, I don't take his reviews very seriously either. He's wrong in my eyes about several things, and also downright dishonest/factually wrong about other things. For example...

OK, so I loved it when the SSBB review got twice as many comments than the other reviews, when Yahtzee received so much hate-mail he felt he had to counterattack with a whole movie devoted to nothing but... ...but then I see that this is still ongoing, that 14 year old fanboys are STILL...

XBox Fanboy (n, pl. XBox Fanboys): A person who criticizes a PS3 title, predominately Metal Gear Solid 4, in a manner that leaves a negative impression of the game or implies a dislike of the features discussed. Not to be confused with a critic or reviewer, who also discusses PS3 titles, but...

I enjoyed the comments here more than I did the review. "OMG his accent r changed overnight wtf!1eleven". Wow. Just wow.

Wow. ZP has really been picking up lately. Where did the thick accent come from ;) ?

Also, I want to apoligize on behalf of Hideo Kojima if Metal Gear Solid 4 was too complicated for Ben to understand. That game was a masterpiece and no, I'm not a MGS fanboy. Yes you are... :D MGS4 had lots of incredible quality (soundtrack, graphics, the sheer scale, etc.)... but ultimately...

Finally someone else than me who agreed that MGS4 should've been a stealth game. Seriously, if I hear "but the good thing about the game is that you can play it however you want" from one more fan boy (not counting smartalecks replying to this post), I'm going to stealthily slit their throats...