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    Your reaction if we went to war with North Korea?

    Mostly I'd just be disappointed. The U.S. needs to stop fucking with other countries and start fixing its homebound issues.
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    I walk around and look for fancy makeup.
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    "I'm not fucking Big Boss. I'm not gonna rub dead shit on me."
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    "Yeah, but. I did what I had to do. You just rubbed salt in the wound."
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    "That's really insensitive."
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    I put my skill point into Getting More Skill Points.
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    I tap into my bullshit attack gland and go for an AMAZING UPPERCUT on the Lion.
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    I tell the Lion its mom is fat.
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    "It probably just spawned because we came down."
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    I look the lion deep in the eyes to seek understanding between us.
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    "Say its mom is fat."
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    I tell Sigma her mom is fat.
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    "Stop doing gay flirting in some weird Cthulhu language!"
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    "That just means I'm Rayquaza." I use my superior super strength to reverse-suplex Sigma and beat her up.
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    "Ack! Belligerent hatred of friends! Blegh!"
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