WafflesandBacon said:
I uppercut the lion. "Tiger Uppercut!" I scream. I follow up the uppercut with a right hook in the air. "Wa-chow!"
5 and 10. You miss the uppercut completely and the right hook only lightly grazes the Lion.
5 for defense. The lion doesn't really react.
Lion -
IIIIII-½ (-½!)
Sigma Castell said:
I attempt to calm the Lion twice.
"No cat friend, do not attack us."
(The lion is ferocious. 16 required.)
15. The Lion almost seems to calm down, but then...
2, with a 4. You accidentally just insulted his entire species, his family, and his new stylish haircut. He fucking hates you. The Lion is now enraged greatly, increasing it's attacking power and lowering it's roll requirements.
TrilbyWill said:
I punch the lion on the nose to stun it.
"Lions are basically land-sharks, right?"
6. You just kinda lightly bop it, doing nothing. It roars in your face.
Daeronel said:
19. You find a really comfy chair dude. Like, it might be the best chair you've ever sat on. Congratulations.
Knife-28 said:
I throw my knife covered box at the lion.
17 for attack, 13 for defense. The box hits it, and cuts up the lion's face a little. The Lion manages to shut its eyes and attempts to shield itself with a paw, reducing the damage taken.
Lion -
IIIII-- (-1½!)
The Lion is still enraged and swipes at Trilby since he's the closest.
14 for Trilby, 2 and then 4 for defense. You try to block but end up punching yourself in the face while the lion cuts deeply into your chest. Scars are impressive though, right?
TRILBY =
80/100 (-20!)
Saltarius said:
I look the lion deep in the eyes to seek understanding between us.
12. Maybe if it wasn't so pissed, you might somehow understand it. However you just see pure rage in the animal's eyes.