Recent content by Sandaime

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    Zero Punctuation: Halo: Reach

    I'm actually a bit surprised. from what I've seen, Yahtzee normally takes to shooters of any sort like a fish to burning oil. Unless I'm much mistaken, he actually sort of likes it. Which leave me skull-fucked in a ditch.
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    Dear Escapist, I F*cked up.

    Did it ever occur to you to wear a condom?
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    Zero Punctuation: Mass Effect 2

    I actually liked the vehicle bits from the first Mass Effect. Nothing more satisfying than smearing your enemy across the planet surface. Or ramming them off a cliff. Or shunting them into hot lava. Anyway, I'm interested to see Yahtzee tear into Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening. They almost...
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    Zero Punctuation: Darkest of Days

    Makes me wonder what Yahtzee would've said about TimeShift. Hm... No, I think I'd rather not find out. I'm content to just slow time, dodge the bullets, stop time, steal their gun, reverse time, kill them dead over and over again.