Recent content by Seraj33

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    Introspection

    Gee wiz if only it was as easy as deciding to stop being depressed! Too bad it makes about as much sense as deciding to stop having cancer. (This joke is meant to say that like any other disease you can't just force it away with thought. A positive attitude helps, and sometimes you can...
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    The whole holding-a-door-thing

    I hold the door for women. I hold the door for men. I hold the door for handicapped people. I hold the door for the elderly. I hold the door for children. I hold the door for cats. I hold the door for dogs. I even hold the door for birds and spiders. I'm not being condecending to any of...
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    Overwatch's Competitive Mode Will Limit Teams to One of Each Character

    This is great news! No more 5 stack D.Va stalling, no more doulbe Zarya invincibility, no more double Winston/Tracer/Lucio borefest! Time for the game to become twice as interesting.
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    Poll: You have to fist fight the last game character you played as, how does it go?

    Wolf or Thor from Jagged Alliance. We wouldn't fight since I am a civilian who don' wan no trouble. If we were to fight though, both of them could easily floor me since one is a wall of a man who recently underwent rigorous personal training and the other is a mountaineer medic dude who is...
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    #124: Checkpoint

    Man, Althea is QT AF TBQH. Also, how do you fuck your teeth up that bad?
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    Overwatch Mains, Platforms, And Current Levels!

    You don't main in Overwatch!!! It is a bad habit that makes you inflexible and will be bad for you in the long run. If you want to git gud that is. Otherwise who gives a damn just play for fun. Anyways, I will list my FAVOURITE characters of each type instead. PC - LVL 47 Offense: Phara...
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    The Overwatch Team Plans to Look Into Lowering Widowmaker's "Frustration Threshold"

    Let me give you all a comprehensive list of all the things that are good about Widowmaker. She has 200hp. Her rifle does 150 damage on a fully charged body shot. 300 on a headshot. (195 with Mercy boost and 292 if the target has discord orb aswell) Her rifle charges in a second. Her...
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    Whats appealing about Hentai?

    The appeal to me is very simple. You can get from hentai, what you can not from regular porn. 2D > 3D etcetera. Although I use both forms of pornography, as I can get tired of one or the other, I do prefer hentai for the reason mentioned above. Hentai can hit all those fetish spots you...
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    Hail Hydra

    I just wanna play Zenyatta without getting instagibbed as soon as I show myself maaaaan. :c
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    Hail Hydra

    I can see why some people complain I understand where they are coming from. She has one of the most powerful ults in the game (wallhack has hack in the name for a reason) and it charges incredibly fast. She also makes an entire character useless, Zenyatta, who has no place in a game where there...
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    Blizzard Doesn't Like Overwatch Porn

    I don't get it. That stuff is excelent marketing!
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    Play of the Game

    I played Zenyatta once and did a trancendence heal that healed 1100+ hp and saved my entire team from any casualties during a combined Zarya+Phara ult. ... Then a Widowmaker got play of the game for "Shutdown" (denying an ult) by sloppily bodyshotting another Phara at 20% health who was...
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    So, How'd You Do In Overwatch?

    Been sucking massive amounts of dirty ass. But once I got a w i c k e d PotG with Symmetra. I did even less than Bastions do. I just watched as a D.Va, Mercy and 76 walked into my microwave and got zapped by 6 mini sentries. Didn't even need to press M1.
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    Poll: Overwatch Husbando Wars: Group A

    I am a big fan of the most allround kickass support in the game. She can blast the unexpecting victim with her energy orb. Melt tanks with her beam. Build microwaves or make standing on point the most anonying thing in the world. She gives her entire team extra 25 hp (which matters more than you...
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    When fanservice ruins internal consistancy

    No, Gwyn's first born would be...