Recent content by Sh0ckFyre

I think the parents are retarded for not getting physical copies, but instead digital copies. Guess what happens if his account gets hacked? Mommy went through 9 months of hell in vain.

In Call of Duty, you get to call in an airstrike. In Battlefield 3, you ARE the airstrike.

Folks, let me debunk this. Battlelog is better than a server browser in the following ways: 1. Its centralized and organized. 2. Its faster to get in a game. 3. Its free (unlike CoD Elite)

There's no risk between buying a PS3 and the Xbox 360 S. It's all a matter of taste and/or your budget. Granted, buy an older model 360 and you're flirting with disaster. But there are trade-offs between the consoles. In general, visual fidelity of multiplatform games is better on the 360...

I tell girls I have a large penis.

Its a contest of who has the biggest stick. Anonymous has many big sticks and the WBC has a twig.

So Duke can kill everything with an X-chromosome, but having sex with girls makes him controversial?

One of the developers confirmed the prize on their Twitter. The prize is every Bethesda game they've made. Seriously, look it up.

I honestly don't understand why people complain abut children dying. Like, you can kill dogs in Call of Duty, people in every game known to man, bears in Fallout, deer in Oblivion... ...but children? STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES. No. So what if they died a few years shy of proper? They're humans...

We don't all agree. Because I think Final Fantasy 7 with absolutely shit, as with about 95% of JRPGs.

Halo: Reach. No seriously, probably Final Fantasy XIII. So fucking boring. I also didn't like the Xbox version of Quake 4 that much. (On the other end of the spectrum, Prey was badass.)

Honestly, they're on to something. Lately, with patch 1.06 on the PS3, I've experienced my first crash. I was in the middle of a TDM on Firing Range, and the game locked up. I've had framerate stutters and poor texture filtering alongside the aforementioned problems. If you're going to release a...

FEAR on the PS3, Black Ops on the PS3, Call of Duty 4 on the PS3, Fallout: New Vegas on Everything, and EVE Online. (my computer cant run it anymore as of the latest update =()

This reminds me of Metallica, circa 1996, where they said "FUCK YOU" to their loyal fans and backstabbed them by catering to one specific audience; where the money is. Crysis, or rather Crytek itself, wouldn't be where it is today without its PC gaming followers. This is just a giant red, black...

I cannot do the following: 1. Push ups. 2. Move faster than a slow walk for more than 20 seconds. 3. Get my ex-girlfriend back. 4. Read books.