Recent content by shadyh8er

*hears Bob is back on the Escapist* Guess it's finally time to blow the dust off the old account.

Giant monster boss battles that boil down to "run here, do a thing, rinse, repeat." Examples include the Leviathan from Resistance 2 and Cronos from God of War 3.

By sheer accident, Casablanca. That movie's quotes are so ingrained in our everyday vernacular people don't even realize they're quoting it.

As a future law student, it would be easier for me to list the things Hollywood does RIGHT in the terms of the law. End of Watch is one such example. The traffic stop the two main cops do in towards the middle of the film is the most legally accurate one I've ever seen on film. For movies...

Broken fingers. I don't remember the name of the movie, but there was one scene where Leonardo Dicaprio got tortured by having his fingers hit with a hammer. I literally had to sit on my hands AND close my eyes. Same with that one healing animation in Far Cry 3 where the player character...

#6 wouldn't be so bad if it didn't have those horns for eyelashes.

My dad literally called me to tell me to delete a status where I swore. I blocked him from after I realized he also thought that the number of things I commented on was a fair measure of how long I stayed on Facebook.

God of War vs. Twisted Metal? I am fine with this!

The day I learned about fast-traveling in Dead Island was the day my feelings on the game went from "boring slog" to "actually pretty decent."

Shot them all. I disagreed with Joel's ultimate decision and it was my way of venting frustration. (Also I thought I had to because it makes sense to in context).

Why Mr. Croshaw! Intentional or not, I'm flattered that you would use Atlanta's skyline to illustrate this game's skyboxes!

Without cheating, see if you can figure out what the plot behind the video for Childish Gambino's "Bonfire" is.

This isn't a boss battle in the usual sense, but it's labeled as such in the game, so I'm counting it. Stage 4 in the Fight Lab in Tekken Tag 2, you have to beat three characters in a row using EXCLUSIVELY air juggles. It sounds easy, but me being the trophy whore that I am, I had to get an...

Gotta go with Striker Eureka from Pacific Rim. They can call them "Jaegers" all they want, they're mecha. She's fast, powerful, and can take down a Category 4 kaiju in eleven seconds flat.