Recent content by Shawshanker

By my best friend, "How does she look like a playboy bunny? She has rabbit ears! ... Oh."

Elves can go but dwarves are the most epic beings ever invented.

Batman, cuz he's Batman.

Scott Pilgrim count?

Family Guy? On topic, whenever people name their childen after seasons. Bunch of hippies. My cousin was baptised the same day as a girl named Winter. Well it was Christmas Eve...

Arrr, PIRATES!!!

Shadow of the Colossus, Kingdom Hearts and Ratchet and Clank 1.

Pretty much anything from Shadow of the Colossus. Would embed but I have no clue.

No offence but this is really lame man... OT:Um... I don't know. Telling something really random then after you have their attention you go for the killing blow... erm... I mean talk to them. Yes...

This picture just makes me think of computers.

Zombies are dead therefor they cannot age.

I'll blind him with my flashlight, then stab him in the eye with a pencil.

Batman.

What about the bat-credit card?

Umm... a lamp, a pencil, a flashlight with low batteries, my house key, the DVD "Something Something Something Dark Side", a pocket thesuarus, an uncharged iPod, a mini Beatles calender, and a plastic fork. I give myself 5 minutes to live.