Recent content by Shifty Tortoise

I think i'm reasonably above average

There's a point at which they're just taking the piss...

EA... You cunts

I wasn't trying to have an argument in the first place, so why should i care?

whatever, you win, you get the last word, have fun you massive child

Hindsight, do you know what that is? Stop lecturing me on police protocol and firearms safety. In a perfect world the police would have better plans for situations like this, but that's the beauty of hindsight

Use blanks.

The shots were perfectly justified, it's what the officers were trained to do in the situation, blame their training. In hindsight it may have been better to fire a warning shot, scare him into dropping the pellet gun.

According to Seculert's analysis, around 69 percent of those targeted were in the UK and 27 percent in France. Kinda important that people know that, and that a lot of it is out of date information anyway.

And may i just ask, what the fuck do chickens look like in your country?

Gender neutrality is boring, why would you want everyone to be the same?

No no no no no, change it back, it honestly looks horrible.

Got my first job! And i didn't get fired! AND DIDN'T QUIT! ...was tempting though

I've got nothing against LGB or T, but I've always thought that T's don't belong in the same category as the other three.

Didn't cry, the song was alright, but couldn't take any of it seriously since it probably wasn't true. And even if it was, why would i cry at some idiots self inflicted pain? Best solution to escaping the ghetto? By foot, not rape murder and drugs, i won't cry for idiots