Recent content by SirBrad

It's certainly possible, an, I believe, proven, that those traveling through space experience time slower than those who remain on earth, or something like that. One day, we will likely, yes, likely (look at what we have now that seemed impossible long ago and is now common place), find out how...

I would go with something like this: It's a character from a story I've been working on in his "Oh SHIT!" form. Basically, can teleport, send people away to his own universe, can see the future, knows all the past, instantly knows where people are as soon as he wonders, can "sommon" in a...

*walks in basement, sees horrifically faced man tied up in corner of the room, turns light off and walks back up stairs, burns house down and runs far, far away*

Oh, hey...how is it snowing in the bedroom...damnit, I told my neighbors to quit playing with the crane...

There's a reason those eyebrow hairs were curly...

Alright...it may be a kangaroo, but it's also been drinking. *OOF!* SHIT! *SPLOO!* Save me Steve Irwin!

...well...hope it was fun...see you later L...I mean...(can never tell these androgynous anime characters apart).

Oh, alright, well he left reindeer on the roof, now I've got to find out how to get them down. Hear reindeer meat is good stuff. I mistook Davros' chair for a fancy toilet.

When I woke up this morning, there was a dead, old, bearded dude in a red suit on the floor. It'll never be Christmas time again.

I just a can of spam.

I believe it was an Australian show, The War On Everything, that mocked Westboro Baptist Church the best way I'd seen until they protested Comic-Con. I think I'll resist the non-existent urge to watch Oprah to repay them for making Westboro uncomfortable, unless of course, it was a show from...

At my old high school, most that happened was a friend of mine falling back in his chair holding a pair of scissors and accidentally cutting a girl's arm pretty deep. He was horrified and the teacher didn't make it any better by looking at him as though he had done it on purpose, this was also...

Legs will be humped, Megatron's balls will show up, women will be objectified, tight polos with popped collars will be worn, spiked hair, orange skin, pink lips, the plot will have as many holes as the remains of a scout who pissed off a heavy, and after filming, Optimus Prime was found sobbing...

I would like to see what history would be like had a second intelligent species developed alongside us, or maybe more... Also, what if Persia had swept through Greece and made their way further into Europe, eventually taking over all of mainland Europe? Another: what if the majority of the...

I am a straight Christian. That said, why the fuck should one verse from Leviticus be held so far above everything Christ stood for that many people who claim to follow Christ will verbally assault homosexuals until their faces turn blue?! I don't believe it's a sin because I don't believe the...