Recent content by slightly evil

I have a fluffy jumper it makes me happy boobs are nice too

I was bi, but I'm counting myself as straight and open-minded nowadays. I'm rarely attracted to guys and am more comfortable around women

get a lot of bullets and find something to jump on. At level 30 the only way to clear out that goddamn quarry was to climb out of their reach.

The rule is, feel free to check my history, but it's not my fault if you find something you didn't want to

I think Chell needs some love at this point

Oh my god; runthefuckaway

'All people are bright souls, covered in several layers of bullshit'

Doesn't matter. I prefer bigger but in the end it's the person you're going to fall in love with. I like girls who are big all over, tbh

Become a friend for a little while, ask her out after a few weeks. You either get a girlfriend or a good friend. Win all round. Most importantly don't make too big a deal over it, you'll just get shot down or put her off. Oh, and don't lie or anything. The best idea is to moderate your honesty

I'd remove the law of entropy. Think about it

Jedi Outcast - the level design, my god. At one point I had to turn on a fan so I could jump in a pit and presumably float to the bottom. I got stuck and resorted to dropping onto protrusions on the wall and taking health packs after every round of fall damage. Also the clunky aiming, but I...

Portal. Seriously, Portal I have spent minutes at a time convinced Portal 1&2 are the pinnacle of human achievement, without irony.

Young children are confused by everything. We're supposed to help them understand

Portal 2.

I think women look better