Recent content by slyph

Game over Microsoft. This generation most of my time has gone into the X360, I thought it was a good console with strong games and since I do all my MP on the PC, I didn't bother paying for XBLA. The only online I really wanted off Xbox was Forza 4, but that wasnt worth the Gold subscription...

Hmmm too many to count, over the years... I'll try to choose some less common examples. Freespace 2: The Erinyes-Class heavy starfighter This thing was a demon beast, given to you for the last couple of missions. Eight gun banks, twin secondaries, and you could load it up with UD-8...

It's kind of sad that comments on this report devolve into people arguing about religion. It's completely irrelevant if the girl was mentally ill or chock full of a wailing demon host. This story is still ritualistic child abuse and infanticide, nothing more or less. Murder, that's all...

"Sorry mate, we're closed." A neutrino walks into a bar.

It wasn't really evil I guess, but brutally slaughtering the entire Paradise Falls slaver camp in Fallout 3 instead of helping the kids escape stealthily. Much easier to lead them to safety between piles of glistening, mutilated corpses >:D Usually I'm too much of a pussy to take the evil...

This isn't part of being "white", this is part of being human. This entire debate is laden with exactly the kind of skewed and warped thinking introduced by the OP with his assertion that being "white" (specifically white-American) somehow puts you at the bottom of an imaginary ladder, with...

I generally find the PS3 fanboys more intolerable than the XboX ones, but all fanboys are just spoiled, scared kids as far as I can see, or they're that Killzone 2 psycho dude on Youtube who lives in his mom's basement in spirit if not in fact. I think the issue stems from the emotional...

Whatever you'd get if you crossed a ninja with a pirate and stuck him in jail for ten years. Horny Pirate Ninjas.

Listen, I am barely interested in the after-sales support provided by these companies since I'm neither style of fanboy. That, and frankly console kiddies are fast becoming the whiniest consumer electronic market segment in the history of mankind; if a machine serves you for more than a year and...

I never wore cologne or spray of any kind since I was 16, and a girl threw her arms around me and sniffed me for a good 10secs before pulling away dreamy-eyed. I dunno what smell it is, but it continues to work on the ladies so *shrug*.

I tend to take a pragmatic perspective to all this, as I am not strictly opposed to a working, peaceful theocratic state. What annoys me is that the Christian Right in America has twisted Christianity as a whole into this evangelical, cult-like group that hates gays, hates science and hates...

Garrett vs. Rikimaru. Ninja sense vs. Moss Arrows....

I walked out of Shadowlands when I was 12. My mum was enthralled by Anthony Hopkins as the butler, personally I thought it was a great impression of an Asperger's victim.

Katana. They're really easy to swing in big arcs and they dont run out of ammo. If we're talking firearms, that's an easy one; flamethrower. Studies have repeatedly shown that burning zombies can be outmaneuvered with the old circle-strafe.

Summer in Japan, Sweaty men on boiling trains, Aircon is the Lord. Incidentally, Haikus need a season word, Or they're not haikus. You'll have to trust me, Just writing in fixed report, Is a bit stupid.