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Rolls! Webcomics are dead. Long live...

Ah yes, I almost forgot that psychopathic weirdo. Jesus Tapdancing Christ, why is he so damn popular? Although, I do like the brain ninjas bit...

CSI...just...CSI. Seriously, why does everyone love it so much? The premise is so moronic, crime scene units DO NOT carry weapons, DO NOT pursue suspects, and ARE NOT COPS! Also on the list: Green Day, My Chemical Romance, rap and/or hiphop, long-sleeved shirts(they feel wierd on my arms)...

Cookie Monster! Free Love is dead, long live...

carrier pigeons! Heavy Weapons Guy is dead, long live...

Never Use Kindergarden Electricity

i like the Chopper idea someone mentioned, but I would make a cow....with firebreath....and instead of milk it would make....pudding....yeah

Impossible Nachos Tell Elongated Legends Laboriously Itensely Getting Explainable Niceties Cautiously Exuberent

Master Chief arrives with a strike force of marines and destroys...

Xenophobes Yonder Lie Often Purposely Hurtful On Noxious Elephantine Symposiums

Bongos Require Our Winning Natures

he is really a double agent for the resistance forces, who are based in...

Radical Asparagus Dictates Intelligent Camels Always Lie Logistically Yesterday

Salt Never Allows Krunch Everett Sympathy

Cake Often Villianizes Every Tortoise