What mythical creature would you create?

[FLSH_BNG]

A nymph.

I like where you're going.

Everyone likes where I'm going, they just fail to admit it sometimes.

You sir, are, AWESOME

 

[Blixt]

A pingrett, Penguin and Parrot

 

[Combined]

A Turducken.

Or cross a cow with a tiger and get a fierce carnivore with the advantages of free milk and external exhaust.

 

[Omnidum]

The Gloamglozer. Technically it IS mythical, yet mythical in another world.
EDIT: Found one.

Spoiler: Look for the myth!

 

[Shadowtek]

A Manbearpig

A nymph.

I like where you're going.

Hmm, I had an idea when I came in here, but I like yours better.

 

[Zer_]

I'd make a big, tamed dragon that I could ride on. Fire breathing and all.

 

[the fifth]

a beast with 7 heads and 10 horns under my control. i could say that i am the coming of Satan and this is the Antichrist, the christians would crap their pants and i would laugh for hours

 

[neoman10]

All hail the hypnotoad.

yes all hail

 

[Beowulf DW]

Beer: a cross between a bear and a deer that could serve alcoholic beverages from it's distillery-antlers

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

A computer and a dog. It would have:

1, The ability to use any voice
2, Anything a computer can do


Pretty much R2-D2 with fur, the ability to talk and snuggliness.

You would build K-9 essentially?

 

[TheDean]

Imagine you are a mad scientist and before you sits a creature creator? What creature would you create, why and what powers/attributes would it have?

I would create a Jesusaurus Rex (pretty sure I'm going to hell at this point). Half Jesus, half Tyrannosaurs Rex. It would have Holy powers and laser eyes, as well as being carnivorous.

i would create either hot hentai chick no. generic schoolgirl
or god

 

[snowpenguin55]

i like the Chopper idea someone mentioned, but I would make a cow....with firebreath....and instead of milk it would make....pudding....yeah

 

[Crowghast]

I want a creature which simultaneously takes the form, shape and behavior of everything everyone has mentioned so far. It would likely kill me just by existing, and everyone else at the same time, but it would be the most bad-ass apocalypse there ever was.

And it would sing Cab Calloway style.

 

[Strategia]

-Xenomorph (a.k.a. Giger's Alien or The Alien)
-Horta (GEEK ALERT)
-Sarlacc (because everyone needs a giant pit creature of doom in their backyard to feed their enemies to and let them be digested for a millennium

 

[wewontdie11]

Moonpig!!!

Ahhh good God no! I've got that insufferable jingle in my head now! Bugger, looks like I won't be getting much sleep tonight...

 

[Erana]

Either a unicorn so that I could clean waters for poor Africans, or the ideal boyfriend.

No, wait! The ideal boyfriend who had the power to purify water for poor Africans!

 

[Manbro]

A political figure who isn't full of shit...

That's a bit far fetched.

I want to see what happens when a gorgon and a basilisk lock eyes.

If it creates a creature, i want it to be that one.

A snake with a mane of serpents.

Ultra.

That is genius!

God.

That's a pretty good idea. I read somewhere though (can't remember which book) that some guy had already thought of imaginary creature. Good try though.

A half cow, half pig. Just to eat it.

Hell Yea! If only such a creature existed, there would be no need for any other kind of meat! Brilliant.

 

[blueballer]

A Giant flesh-eating Kangaroo,covered in armor, and I would be the only person who could ride it.
I would name him Gunter

 

[cainx10a]

There is already the perfect animal...
And he goes by the name of:...

Spoiler

TONY TONY CHOPPER!

A human Reindeer, that can talk, and transform into seven other forms.
And he is, dare I say...
... Kawaii?

Not to mention that he is as qualified and passionate as an doctor I know.

I would go for a cyclops buddy.