Recent content by Solsbury_Grille

Sex isn't overrated. Bad sex, stupid sex, on the other hand, is highly overrated.

You owe it to your parents to be a good kid and help when they need it. Parents need to not be a vexation to their children.

I don't really care for them, but it usually demonstrates the approximate level of maturity in the user, so that does come in handy. The only one I even thought was remotely amusing was a guy on a Bad Company 2 server named JewBacca.

No regrets. If I'd accepted other offers, I'd have never met my wife. So, nope. Don't regret a thing.

Annie Lennox of The Eurythmics. KT Tunstall. Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac.

The witty, urbane stockbroker is just as big of a dumbass when he's stoned as some ignorant white trash peckerwood. Drugs are a great equalizer that way. Look, I've already said I support legalization of all classes of drugs. We've been circumventing Darwinism for far too long.

Unless it was a song performed by Yoko Ono, it is not the worst song ever made.

Right there with you, BeerTent. I hate what I've seen drugs do to people. But they actually choose to to do that. I don't know why. I got tired of asking.

Sure you can. Drugs make you the stupidest person on Earth. Stoners are the easiest people in the world to screw with. Doesn't matter if it's weed or meth, you're still convinced the buttons on my shirt are Chiclets. I went to college. I remember the potheads. They were morons when they...

Any society that winks a little harmless pot smoking pretty much deserves whatever it gets from any other drug use. If you're okay with one, you might as well be okay with them all. Personally, I say legalize it all in whatever quantity you like. If you truly want to defang the Cartels...

I've taught children for 12 years. They're all a little sociopathic to a certain extent. You don't see a lot of them forming a functional conscience until they're finally in their teens. They just don't know enough to have one. The sad thing is, there are so few parents doing their jobs...

Here's one that's timely. You know that Christmas carol, "Hark the Herald Angels Sing"? I always thought the angel's name was Harold.

Any political ad from any and every US candidate for public office.

You're going to see a large ditch. That's about it. Sorry. Our parents did it to us, too. It's really pretty and worth seeing, but only once.

I liken women putting their own nudes out there as being kind of like this stupid thing we saw in this last election here in the States. Comsopolitan Magazine had some sort of voting event in which women were bussed to the polls in party buses filled with male models. Cosmo's Intended...