Recent content by SteampunkWench

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    Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever

    Didn't you know? Agreeing to the obvious is now part of the troll scheme *sarcasm* Awesome video, as usual. A cruel stab at what could have been
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    Unskippable: Alone in the Dark

    Awesome video, as usual. The MST3K of the videogames! ... I dare not ask which button is for the bowel movements
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    Zero Punctuation: Army of Two

    I came, I saw, I came and I died LOLling...
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    What would you do with a Portal Gun?

    That's it. I had a witty comment but I think I'll just second that, enough said.
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    Games that should never be a film

    http://www.empireonline.com/News/story.asp?nid=22232 It's true! Hollywood wants to destroy us all!
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    Games that should never be a film

    Oh and I would say Street Fighter is a perfect example on how NOT to do it (I mean, Hawaiian E. Honda? Seriously??), but I've just found out that they're making ANOTHER one that will be centered around Chun-Li. What? No Raul Julia? No effin' deal!
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    Games that should never be a film

    I can't recall ANY games that turned into good movies, I think I was about one of the 4 people who went to see HITMAN, I was being optimistic...ended up drowning my sorrows in the nearest pub. That said, thank Jeebus they pulled the plug on the HALO movie.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Witcher

    I shit you not, I have a T-shirt that has those exact words... it was the most mind blowing birthday present of my LIFE!
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    Zero Punctuation: Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure

    Man I didn't even know Wank and Sticky (teehee) even existed! No wonder that bloody Wii is only gathering dust (waiting for Super Smash Bros, mind). Anyhell, each time I think Yahtzee might be running out of steam, he pimp-slaps me and puts me in my place. Well done, sir!