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    slow and humiliating downward spiral into meaninglessness

    Hello again. I apologize for taking so long to reply since my initial post. Thank you all for the responses and messages. I do appreciate it. My wife was just as messed up, if not more so, than I am. How did I get her? Well I am athletic and, I would say, good looking. I am actually quite...
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    slow and humiliating downward spiral into meaninglessness

    Fellow escapists, I write to you because there's no one else for me to write to. My life is coming to an end. Not in a literal sense, as in death is lurking around the corner - although I wish it was. No, my life is ending with a slow and humiliating downward spiral into meaninglessness. A...
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    Starcraft 2 Fan? Check this out

    That put a smile on my face.
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    No One Can Love Harry Potter Or Twilight More Than These Kids

    The Harry Potter guy is addicted sure, but it doesn't seem to be an unhealthy addiction for him if it's influencing him to make art and to write. The Twilight girl on the other hand... I'm not going to say that she's insane. She probably just doesn't have any friends so she's obsessively...
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    Rumor: BioWare Mystery Project is Call of Duty: Mass Effect

    If this is true then Bioware just lost some cool points.
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    First Official Green Lantern Trailer Falls to Earth

    This really doesn't look interesting.
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    Square-Enix Extends FF14 Free Trial Yet Again

    Square could extend the free trial for an entire year and I still wouldn't be playing it. This is hands down the worst game I've ever played. I don't want more time with it, even if that time is free!
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    Trailers: L.A. Noire

    Those facial animations are insane. If this doesn't come out for PC I'm going to be sad :(
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    UK Retailers Threaten to Ditch Steam Games

    They're not going to stock games that use Steamworks? This won't prevent any further growth of Steam. What it will do is make digital distribution seem like that much more of a favorable way to purchase games.
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    Microsoft Nearly Doubles Record-Breaking Kinect Sales Forecast

    Microsoft's level of ridiculous optimism for Kinect made me chuckle at first. But now as they've upped their optimism to never before seen levels of insanity, I'm generally curious that they might actually con people into buying it - if only to see what the dirty monkey in the corner is making...
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    Lawyer: California Law Could Destroy Videogame Industry

    Let's say this law gets passed. Sure, most major retailers would stop stocking M rated games, but you'd probably find smaller specialty adult's-only stores crop up. (Think porn shops, except instead of porn you get Grand Theft Auto.) That's but a small comfort. However, the major comfort (for...
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    Woman Blames FarmVille for Killing Her Baby

    Her face in that mugshot reminds me of a fetus. Seriously, that's one unattractive woman. It's remarkable that she had a baby to begin with.
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    Buying From Blizzard is Quickest Way to Play Cataclysm

    I bet that's exactly why they aren't bringing the servers up at a reasonable time. Millions of people trying to log in at the exact same moment would probably make the servers go poof! Then no one would be logging in, and I'd be a sad panda.
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    Remedy Boss Blames Weak Advertising for Disappointing Alan Wake Sales

    Well I didn't buy it, but that's because you geniuses canceled the PC version.
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    BlizzCon 2010: Diablo III Won't Be an E-Sport

    Good to know. I'm not particularly fond of E-Sports.