Recent content by Symbio Joe

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    #072 - Time Out

    "Et tu procyon lotor." For those who wonder and are to lazy to type racoon into wiki.
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    You Can Now "Buy-in" to The Heroes of The Storm Beta

    "Look, it is not early access. It is a "Founders Pack" you can make this happen faster!" No Blizzard, no. It is still paying for something we used to get for free and it is called "Beta Testing".
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    Mini-Teaser Debuts First Footage of Jurassic World

    So after seeing tho hole thing I have more hopes for a "Dawn of the Planet of the Dinosaurs" which would be hilarious. That aside we will probably get one intelligent dinosaur terrorising and killing, then finally stoppted and omg she was preagnant all along, time for: Jurrasic World II. I...
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    Mini-Teaser Debuts First Footage of Jurassic World

    So the worst we can get is a more expensive Crocosaurus vs. Megashark? I can live with that. What I won't take is the uneccessary 3d that will come with it.
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    Game Theory: What's Wrong with the AVGN?

    EBaums world? Really?! Hasn't Lemon Demon taught you anything kid?!
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    Sombrero Deadpool And The Forest City Cosplayers, Pt. 2

    #34 Princess Calla form Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears. That is old school as fuck.
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    No Right Answer: What's Ruining Halloween?

    1. Halloween is not about Christ but all the other guys and girls who are canon of the Jesus Christ fan fiction. 2. You can and should buy creativity. There are a lot of talented people out there who want to make money with their craftsmanship. If you like it, support them. 3 Sexy Spit-take is...
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    Crowdfunding Campaign Aims to "Besiege" Valve with Gabe Newell Impersonators

    So prepurchase and early accsess is not a thing anymore. Now you can prepurchase and early accsess advertisement for the stuff you want. I don't want to be harsh like other posters on these boys, but if this kicks off it could give the wrong people even more wrong ideas.
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    Titan Likely Cost Blizzard More Than $50 Million

    "[...]The market is just not in a place where you can have games with 7+ year development. It is changing too fast." This is the sadest and most worrying part of the hole statement. As it probably become an excuse "If Blizzard can't do it no one can!" let's rush out more generic games. Even...
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    The Comic

    I feel like the monkey that stacked the boxes and used the stick to reach the banana. MMMMMH BANANA.
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    League of Legends Will Reboot Story, Ditch Old Lore, in Future Updates

    Yep if you mention something about the lore you will have the majority of people reply: "You read the lore?". they admit they manuvered themselves into a dead end and it is very good they realised this, but the changes made so far are not good. It was mentioned as "generic garbage" before and is...
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    Escape to the Movies: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For - Bleeds Substance for Style

    Can you do an April Fools Episode in that voice? Pleeeeeeeease?
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    New D&D Monster Manual's Table of Contents, Monster Stat Index Revealed

    Hm, master crafted pole of proding? I migh get back into D&D.
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    Activision Teases the Return of Sierra Entertainment - Update

    Battle bugs X-COM style and I would be part of the problem*. *Preordering bend over coorprate shit taking nostalgia nerds.
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    Hearthstone Deck Guide for Naxxramas - The Plague Quarter

    Way lower in budget then the first, three aren't they?. I am still waiting to play it. I cannot even buy the darn thing.