Recent content by templar1138a

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    Zero Punctuation: Cave Story - Heart and Art

    Yet another Yahtzee video I'm unable to pause because of the video player. That does it. Lisa Foiles, Jimquisition, Extra Credits, The Big Picture, and Loading Ready Run are gone from this site. Yahtzee's content isn't worth disabling certain browser extensions for. Critical Miss and Full...
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    Gearbox Wants To Collaborate On Next Duke Nukem Game

    If they try to make another Duke Nukem game, it'll take decades, during which the video game industry will crash, Peter Molyneux will die and his estate will be nightmare to sort out because he will not have most of the possessions his Will distributes (while having a number of sub-par...
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    Monster Musume Character to get possibly World's Largest Daimakura

    ...*twitch*. Personally, I could never invest in a dakimakura. I know what's it's like to cuddle with an actual woman, and it feels nothing like polyester. Plus the shape is all wrong.
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    Judging By The Cover: Terminator: Genisys

    Because watching these videos isn't the only thing I do on my computer, or at all. If my housemate drops in to tell me something important, I need to be able to pause the video so I can hear what he's saying without having to stop and start all over later. And if my connection is slow, I need to...
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    Judging By The Cover: Terminator: Genisys

    Escapist, I can't pause this video player, and this isn't the only video where I've had this issue. I suggest you fix it before I consider Yahtzee - the only reason left for me to visit this site - to be unwatchable.
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    Zero Punctuation: Yoshi's Woolly World - Cartoon Velociraptor

    Same here. I'd LIKE to watch this video, but it's not streaming fast enough. Normally I'd pause and wait for it to load a bit, but...
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    Judging By The Cover: Batman: Arkham Knight - Just Need To Find It First

    This was amusing, but I get the feeling this series is going to wear thin pretty fast. And poor Yahtzee, having to do this now because he's the only source of comedy left on the Escapist.
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    Do you view the player-character as "you"?

    I play a lot of WRPGs and simply will not play anything that claims to be an RPG without character customization. This is because I do like to create characters that are supposed to be me within the context of that world (though I don't always do this). At first, this was a roleplaying exercise...
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    Videogame bars that you love

    For me, that's the Grunt & Polewart from "Armed and Dangerous". All it did was recover your health and give you access to mission-specific weapons, but it had some good goofy dialogue in the process. Unfortunately, I can't find any YouTube videos of said dialogue, so I'll share this instead.
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    Games with Breeding Mechanics

    I'm surprised no one's mentioned this yet: The Sims 3. Make a Sim (or two), have them "Try For Baby" (they don't even have to be married), and look at the results. You can play a family for literal generations in that wonderful digital dollhouse. The downside is that load times get longer the...
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    Smaller Devs Abused By Steam's "No Questions Asked" Refund Policy

    Hey, Escapist. Enforce journalistic integrity among your writers. The title is biased and the story is seriously one-sided and lacking information that doesn't take much digging to find.
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    Oculus VR Founder Accused of Fraud

    I'm a little disappointed that this suit isn't for something unrelated to that dizziness machine that will be gone from the market within two years of release.
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    What is Your Favourite Disney Animated Film and Why?

    I can't decide between the two. I enjoy singing both "Friend Like Me" and "Be Prepared" at karaoke night. I impress people when I sing the former because the DJ's disc doesn't actually show the lyrics on screen, and I scare the shit out of everyone with the latter when I get to "YOU WON'T GET A...
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    Recommend me Some Fantasy RPGs That AREN'T in a Medieval Setting

    Really? I wouldn't think you could make your own character. I'll look into it, thanks.
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    Recommend me Some Fantasy RPGs That AREN'T in a Medieval Setting

    Good suggestions, but unfortunately: I have in fact played TOR. Actually, it's one of my favorites in terms of characterization and roleplaying. Unfortunately, the MMO aspects of it got less and less tolerable, even when I learned how to auto-reject guild and group invites. I finally stopped...