Recent content by Tentickles

I like the kind of scare that makes my imagination do the work. I know there is something behind me. I can hear it breathing and its foot steps are getting closer. I turn around... NOTHING.

I bet you this organization doesnt realize that the Star Wars Lore includes many references to homosexuality. Check this out: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mandolorian It's under family. Is "Impacting my children" with knowledge of other cultures a bad thing? It's like learning...

I'm going to assume you use that response to all threads on the internet. That way it saves you face on the fact I spelled everything correctly in my original post. But to your response, I think joining a Law Enforcement body would probably result in a very full morgue for said body...

I think I'm in love with you. You hit it right on the nose, my friend. There are reasons for which I can not and will not be near other human beings for extended periods of time. I'm sure you can use your imaginations to twist my words into making me sound like Im making excuses or lazy or...

Is it odd that I did work for a short time delivering coffins to funeral homes? I think I'll contact them again in the morning... I did rather enjoy that job.

So, I detest being around people for more than an hour at a time. This has led me to never holding a stable 'normal' job. Yes, finger quotes. Suggest to me a job that requires little to no interaction with the populous!

It gave me the gift of laughter.

SOPA has no place on the internet. Why? Because the internet isnt an actual place. Isnt JUST in the United States.

Mace, it may be heavy but I can just swing it around without a care and it'll hurt someone. Where as a pointy weapon requires a little thought.

LMFAO- Sexy and I Know It

Some people say ?If you can?t beat them, join them?. I say ?If you can?t beat them, beat them?, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

I would create an intelligent database that would connect every internet user to their screen names and rate them on scales of: Trolling, Douche-baggery, Racism, Sexism, (including red flags for amoung other things: pedos and rapists!) ... and so on Also rate people on their good qualities...

I am of the opinion that poetry has left our lives... which is why those lyrics are so easy to read. I mean c'mon! Read these lyrics: Hey everybody, did the news get around About a guy named Butcher Pete Oh, Pete just flew into this town And he?s choppin? up all the women?s meat...

Skyrim theme full? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plKhvbljmwY Oh hell yes.

I climbed to the top of a mountain. Found a dragon nest with a Frost dragon. Another dragon spawned on top of me. And this so happened to be the resting place of one of the Dragon Priests. Koris? Something like that. On Master Difficulty.