Recent content by The Anonymous Mr P

I don't entirely agree with the points raised, as a trial-user myself, but I can see many of the arguments offered - EVE's revolutions and what makes it unique is in the metagame that surrounds it - the subterfuge, the corporations, etcetera. However, he's right that the game itself is, in many...

The reason the music has changed is this is now ZP2: Escapist Within. Like all good sequels, the darker and edgier feel has been matched with MOAR HEAVY GUITARS.* I'm also very disappointed that no-one has made a "Oh my god, Yahtzee so only reviewed this game to piss off the Harrison Ford...

I thought everyone did.

... ...The defense rests, your honour.

C-C-C-C-Combo quotation! Sorry, just wanted to do that. Oooh, also, the logic of "popularity = success", particularly in relation to humour, does not work whatsoever. After all, an entire nation capitulated in laughter at the utterly humourless Catherine Tate Show.

As far as I can tell from the review, in reply to a previous comment, Yahtzee's attitude towards Penny Arcade was "fair enough, well played". Also, oooosh at the entire review. Maybe not entirely subtle enough, but good god if CAD did actually pull that shit then it deserves anything it gets...

Hehe, what shenanigans shall erupt from this one? As for the video itself, I can only conclude important information such as franchising and starting an epic flamewar with a fellow miscreant will follow in a sequel. At least, I hope so.

Thread! Thread!? THHREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAD!?!? I've always liked the MGS series (not enough to buy a PS3, but there you go), and yet I found the review pretty god-damn fair, judging by admittedly-possibly-faulted other reviews. It more or less reflects the Edge magazine review, except with...

Self-righteous morons to the left of them, self-righteous morons to the right of them, self-righteous morons to the front of them, volleyed, and flame-warred! Good lord, it seems everyone has to be a melodramatic, faux-sarcastic arse lately. Either jumping to the immediate protection, or act...

While no doubt the subject has already moved on by now, given recent posts in this thread, might I just say I find it ridiculous to use the picture selected for the article, and really, I thought better of the Escapist. Hell, if I wanted sensationalist "I'm not politically incorrect, I'm just...

Superb, just superb. Particularly the Bill Murray gag. Great work. I'll probably end up picking up the game after they spend 9 months checking the game script for the word "spaz", but still, excellent points are made, and I'll probably think more about laying down my not-so-hard earned cash...

Oh, people in here are so pretentious its hard to believe. He makes good points, regardless of his area of expertise. I can't help but think that had someone more respected said it, people would posting in mass agreement. While it has plenty of potential, the Wii hasn't lived up to it yet...

Flashbacks to Advent Rising, anyone?

I'm pretty sure 'Fahrenheit' was referencing the little-mentioned cold-wave that went across the world because of the whole prophecy business. It was just a little colder than average at the beginning. By the end it's freaking apocalyptic.

Sure, people can moan about accuracy regarding Condemned 1 all they want, but you still didn't shout and bloody well cause people's heads to explode. While there was subtle allusions to the cults and whatnot, they did a Bioshock (or is it the other way around?) and realised: People find out...